Holly Sorenson after watching this film in another world Dear Holly:
Your uncle.
It’s been 11 years since you bought the copyright to the release of the movie. The Chinese say that life is almost a reincarnation. Of course, Lao Tzu has been in this world for almost seven years. There are alcohol and girls here. There are more nasty things that make me vomit and clear my intestines. Generally speaking, my life is pretty good. I didn’t want to reincarnate in your damn world—but it doesn’t mean you are done shooting. The film can not tell me. Recently, the crackdown here is relatively tight. I used three Cuban cigars to exchange for a disc and returned the fucking pirated version.
Is it hard to burn a box of DVDs on my grave? Go back to replenish me, burn the blue light for me, don't fucking burn the pirated version for me, or the fucking gun version, how can I brag to others, how can I give gifts.
What? I have no grave? Nowhere to burn? They really shot my ashes with a cannon according to my wishes? That day, Lao Tzu’s ashes were flying all over the sky, and the local carnival was like watching fireworks? Oh my Nixon, these grandsons are really damn obedient, it's the only time they listen to me. I said to give me a state, even if a small town of ten thousand people let me be a consul, I will come to this group of gadgets as a demonstration, let them see how I play better than them, why don't they give it to me?
Is Xiaoao still preparing for the second edition? God, let him continue to fall, hasn't he played enough for four years? Are you still considering changing your career? It is better for him to open a shop and sell his own female dolls than to pay a ticket to each area. They are all sold out, one can get the money back, and the other puts the money in. This team will switch to selling female doll health products on the spot. Don't fucking negotiate with the Chinese and always take the labor of the workers, they have melatonin. , Can't we have Ou dolls? Dumping the past...
Stop talking nonsense, let's talk about this stuff you used a reincarnation filming.
Dreams are used to spoil, you can take the lead if you can't bear others. This is really good. Who told me not to preempt the first night. Grandma's, why didn't I prepare for the shoot earlier, the brilliant chrysanthemums poured with rum, the scented tea was picked up by the team you found. Your uncle, the film is over before the water is turned on. Are you afraid that the spirit of my original book will burn you, or just drink cold water tea because of the damn thing.
Let me talk about Robinson first. I heard that Depp recommended him to guide him? I can't control how he used to be alcoholic, are you sure he drank too much during filming? You fucking listen carefully, I told you long ago that you don't want a sober person to shoot. The truth of history is hidden behind a series of dazzling flashes. How do you see the flashes? Lime, an evil drink, can completely turn the most respected person into a villain, and it can also turn a villain into the so-called most respected person. The protagonist goes to Puerto Rico not to go on vacation, but to meditate, to vent, to go to war? Understand?
Let's talk about it in terms of importance. Let's talk about that big girl. Didn’t you tell me Kelly Knightley or Scarlett Johansson to play it? No, no, I'm not saying that this girl is not good at acting, it's just that she shows too little. Let me tell you not to be so fake. What classification should be considered in three ways. Why is the 60s at the top of the beautiful waves? That is the deep connotation that has been cultivated in the great changes and chaos, so let's figure it out.
Then talk about Depp. My child, we are not playing pirate RPG games in the Caribbean this time. Whether it’s morphine or rum, it’s the beta that leads to dreams. The stronger the wine, the higher the beta and the greater the return of dreams. . But how do I feel that in the film, your kid cares about risks, the beta is so conservative, and drinking high-quality alcohol is a pleasure, but you have a reluctant force. At that time, when I was here, how did our father drink it? you forgot? Do you really miss me? Come over and practice again with our father.
Oh, by the way, what did you do with that cockfight in the end? There is no oil when cooking. Cui Baker, Warren, Zewen and several older brothers have recently started to become vegetarian. They talked to a master from the East about what they would like to go to Zen. I thought about each day and reflected on the splendor of our time. I can reflect on this life. Anyway, I can't stand my heart. It can be seen that I can't stand a vegetarian diet. At most, I can only put a little bit of oil on it. But this master recently taught me what a local method is called: Huaziji.
Want to know how to make it delicious? I tell you the secret of Benerxiang:
You, eat when you are hungry!
Kindly reply. (Originally in French)
Cc: Robinson, Depp, and that big girl, twitter her to me. I have time to go over the wall and appreciate it.
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