Where can you let go of the Chinese trolls?

Gideon 2021-12-17 08:01:11

I didn't want to use this skill to taunt, but there are too many idiot mobs, and I can only use the big move, the group ridicule.

First of all, I want to talk about the positioning of this film. I don’t know what the rating of the film is in North America. In the one I watched yesterday, probably two-thirds of the children in elementary school and junior high school (and a small number of students above high school) ), some parents bought tickets for their children and went to watch another show of "Disc 4" by themselves. When you walk into such a studio, I think that a little childlike person has put aside the troubles in life and waited for the adventure fantasy of a childhood to be staged. Let's take a look at the character configuration of "God". There are 2 passionate high school students, a stepfather, a funny dad, and a passionate old man. Very standard adventure cartoon-like character structure, I think of Simba, Nana, Shazu, Mufasa, Pongpong, Dingman.

My cousin and I went to see it, my second-year junior, and I was watching "Twenty Thousand Miles Under the Sea" during winter vacation, and I was also a Verne fan. During the movie, the children were very happy, and I was also very happy, because I saw the scene that once appeared in my mind, the mysterious Atlantis, I love this place to death, and I have seen many movies with imagination about it. , I got goosebumps from the aerial view of Poseidon in "God". And hide the monitor lizard, ride the bee, cut the electric eel, drive the nautilus... I think if I were a child, I would definitely not go to bed tonight, just go stealthily.

I saw a very 2 film review saying that this film is suitable for children under three years old. Well, for the time being, regardless of your IQ level, at least I think you are a bitter and mean person, with a dirty head and a glasses outfit. Sven, uncle, how old are you? Later, you said that the name of the film was cheating. I want to tell you that the theme of this Verne series is JOURNER. Journey and Journey. The director does not want to tell you that this is Journey to the Center of the Earth 2 and did not reveal to you that the film is necessary. It has something to do with the center of the earth. Please get out of your understanding of the idiot translation of the Chinese film market and escape the sea of ​​suffering. I also strongly recommend that you don't go to see it, you are so fucking wicked.

There are also brain damage and Avatar comparisons. I was stunned again. For the director and filming team, I feel that Chinese fans are really damn difficult to serve. Our technology is better than Cameron’s, and the plot is better than Nolan. Ups and downs, the lines are more philosophical than Alfonso Cuarón. It's a damn thing. Why do you watch this children's movie with such a high standard?

The most stupid thing for Chinese people to watch movies is that they don’t understand the classification, thinking that they are so awesome literary and artistic youths who rushed to the theater to watch a movie that was not suitable for them, and then they came out with a meal. I just want to ask these silly X, before you enter the cinema, can you think about whether this film is suitable for you, and if you don’t think it looks good, you can go halfway, what is the motivation that makes you stay there for more than an hour like on pins and needles? It’s okay to spend money, you have to have quality, it’s silly not to think about it before you spend it.

Why should we bother with the less rigorous plot in such a popcorn movie? Why can't we get along with children easily with a naive nerve? The thought of the people who went out and threw a bottle and smashed the bench after watching a Hollywood commercial film was anxious. Where can you let your tight nerves let go?

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Journey 2: The Mysterious Island quotes

  • [last lines]

    Alexander: [presenting Sean with a birthday gift] I wanted to give you... this.

    Sean: [receiving the gift] A book?

    Alexander: Oh, it's not just a book: it's a trip I want us to go on... All of us, as a family.

    [Sean unwraps his gift and gives a knowing look to Hank]

    Sean: [showing the book to everyone] "From the Earth to the Moon".

    Alexander: What do you say?

    Kailani: Well, I think there's only one thing to say.

    Sean: So who's up for an adventure?

    [Alexander giggles]

    Liz: No, no, no!

    Hank: Oh, honey, what could possibly go wrong? It's only the moon.

  • Kailani: [the group's helicopter is being sucked into a hurricane; calmly] We need to get out of here.

    Gabato: [whimpering fearfully] I was thinking the same thing!