Good for baby, good for you

Celine 2021-12-17 08:01:11

★★★The


muscle man Johnson and Johnson is here again, this time it is a relaxed and joyful adventure plus a comedy movie. The Johnson in my impression was originally the Scorpion King played in the film "The Mummy". He has muscles, sharp eyes and a huge head. At that time, I thought that this guy might be Stallone Arnold or something, but when I learned that he was from a wrestling background, I became more determined. Mu You thought, Mu You thought that he often took the funny parent-child route. After Wushan Adventures thundered me, he created a more ridiculous Tooth Fairy. Today, he worked overtime to create this "Journey to the Center of the Earth-" 2", I was completely knocked down by thunder.

The narrative content of this film is very simple. It is a clichéd adventure story. A little boy receives a letter from his grandfather, who is trapped on a lost island. As prompted by the cover maps of several books describing the island, the little boy and his stepfather went to the scene of the incident to find relatives. I met a woman driving a helicopter on the road. The little girl is a beautiful woman, but she is the next-generation female number one in Hollywood. The four people passed through the center of the storm and arrived at the island. The island’s ecology is peculiar. Large creatures on the earth are all small there. Small creatures are huge there. Experienced hunting by huge lizards, escaping from the ups and downs of islands, riding huge bees, avoiding big birds, finding lifeboats, igniting huge electric eels to generate electricity, etc. mixed with unexplained story lines and routines. In the end, everyone rejoiced. The little boy and stepfather deepened the relationship, and The little girl is in a sweet love~~~

Perhaps because of the length of the film, or the funding problem, this film leaves many loopholes and regrets. It was not clear at the beginning, at least when I was not ready for them to set off to the mysterious island, Johnson and Johnson forcefully intervened and said that I had found the island. Before the audience was ready for the foreplay, he got wet~~~Only less than a day on the island, Johnson continued to forcefully insert, saying that the island was about to be flooded, but it was really flooded, and he got wet again~~~ When encountering giant bees, let’s not say anything. Let’s go together. The bees are just like their domesticated ones. They are also human. They let you fly wherever you fly. They are much more advanced than any human aircraft today. Everyone gets soaked together. ~~~ Finally, I came up with the fascinating move of using electric eels to generate electricity to start such a large amphibious aircraft, and Johnson & Johnson was completely wet. As a reminder, the Tshirt he was wearing was always moist around his neck from beginning to end.

The plot of this film is indeed very mentally retarded. It is so retarded that you can't use your brain. Just wear 3D glasses to watch. The 3D effect is actually good. Especially when Johnson & Johnson inserted the spear into the electric eel in the last time, I was actually scared. When it arrived, the chrysanthemum suddenly tightened... This is purely a parent-child drama, parents take the baby to watch it together. And our Johnson & Johnson classmates also yelled along with the American Johnson & Johnson slogan: If you use it well, you can use it.

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Journey 2: The Mysterious Island quotes

  • [last lines]

    Alexander: [presenting Sean with a birthday gift] I wanted to give you... this.

    Sean: [receiving the gift] A book?

    Alexander: Oh, it's not just a book: it's a trip I want us to go on... All of us, as a family.

    [Sean unwraps his gift and gives a knowing look to Hank]

    Sean: [showing the book to everyone] "From the Earth to the Moon".

    Alexander: What do you say?

    Kailani: Well, I think there's only one thing to say.

    Sean: So who's up for an adventure?

    [Alexander giggles]

    Liz: No, no, no!

    Hank: Oh, honey, what could possibly go wrong? It's only the moon.

  • Kailani: [the group's helicopter is being sucked into a hurricane; calmly] We need to get out of here.

    Gabato: [whimpering fearfully] I was thinking the same thing!