The gap between dream and reality

Garland 2022-04-22 07:01:05

dream?
The dream is a nude photo of your favorite star psd, it is for you to masturbate, do you really expect her to lie on your bed with her legs split?
Stick to yourself?
You have worked hard on the saline-alkali land, but what else can you harvest besides calluses?
Persist in pursuing your dreams?
Fuck, you masturbate with your calloused hands, even if you end up ejaculating, doesn't JJ hurt? How much faith in ejaculation it takes!
Reality?
The reality is a cheap prostitute, you can touch it, and you can see it if you want to see it. Of course, the ideal state is that you close your eyes and still have that ps photo in your mind. This fucking is called dreaming into reality!
Obliterate all beings?
Congratulations, you can steal corn from other people's fields. Of course, the corn in your own field is also being stolen by others. Today's loss, tomorrow's profit, the inside and outside are almost the same.
Are all beings content with reality?
Spend money to shoot, physical needs, avoid the police, remember to wear a condom~

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Extended Reading
  • Crawford 2021-11-12 08:01:14

    Shrek's midlife crisis

  • Aron 2022-03-23 09:01:33

    It seems that the trilogy is a hurdle. If you don't know how to close it when you see it, it is inevitable to make it like this.

Shrek Forever After quotes

  • Shrek: [upon seeing the obese Puss] Puss, what happened to you? You got so fa...

    [Puss gives a stinky look]

    Shrek: fa... ncy!

    Puss in Boots: Do I know you?

    Shrek: Where's your hat? Where's your belt? Your wee little boots?

    Puss in Boots: Boots? For a cat? Ha!

    Shrek: But you're Puss in Boots.

    Puss in Boots: Maybe once. But that is a name I have outgrown.

    Shrek: That's not the only thing you've outgrown.

    Puss in Boots: Hey! I may have let myself go a little since my retirement, but hanging up my sword was the best decision of my life. I have all the cream I can drink and all the mice I can chase.

    [a mouse runs up and drinks from Puss' bowl]

    Puss in Boots: Eh. I'll get him later.

  • Donkey: Please eat my face last and send my hooves to my momma!