Anyway, this film is fake, it has no plot, and it's a waste of money!
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Cheating works, suitable for younger children to watch
Stephania 2021-12-17 08:01:11
I thought it was a scene from the trailer. I thought there was a dinosaur. It turned out to be a big lizard from Tamar. It’s nothing. The most important thing is that the only fierce action of the only monster that appeared in the movie is put on the trailer. You still Think he is a masterpiece, just like in a Chinese junk movie, taking out the only coolest shots in the movie to cheat you out, and that plot, real Nima's junk, is indistinguishable from the plot of the movie ten years ago. How much, basically there is no climax, no scenes, no spectacle, it is an adventure, in fact it is an escape from the heart of the earth, and there are other messy things that I don’t want to say, especially those people who ride bees like horses, and fly when they want to fly. Then, you won’t change to something I haven’t seen before. Why do you have to be bees? I don’t hate bees because how can bees be so obedient. They are neither fed nor trained. Don’t do it well. ? And riding on a bee, I didn't even see the wind blowing. When you take the photo, is it a waste of money to buy an electric fan?
Anyway, this film is fake, it has no plot, and it's a waste of money!
Anyway, this film is fake, it has no plot, and it's a waste of money!
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Journey 2: The Mysterious Island quotes
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Kailani: Hey, I can't believe we actually made it off the island!
Sean: Yeah...
[they look at each other]
Hank: [whispering into Sean's ear] Pop your pecs.
Sean: [turns to face Hank, whispering back angrily] I'm not gonna pop my pecs.
Hank: Now's the perfect time to pop your pecs. She's gonna love it, believe me. You...
Sean: I'm not gonna pop my pecs!
Hank: Do it, do it...
Sean: No, I'm not gonna pop my pecs!
Hank: She would love it, believe me!
Sean: No...
Kailani: Ahem!
[Sean turns back to her]
Kailani: You two done yet?
Hank: [whispering into Sean's ear] Pop your pecs.
Kailani: [puts her hands around Sean's neck] Thank you. For everything.
[she kisses him]
Hank: [to himself] That works too.
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Hank: [fighting a giant lizard with a flare] Not now, Sean. She's scared!
Sean: No, it's cold-blooded and it's attracted to heat.
[the lizard bites the flare]
Hank: That's emasculating.
Sean: Now what?
Hank: Now there's only one thing left. The thunder cookie.
[clenching his fist at the giant lizard and punches it]
Hank: I think I just made it worse.
[the lizard growls at them]
Kailani: Hope she doesn't like Polynesian food.
Gabato: I hope she doesn't like food with poop in its pants!
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