"Scimitar": The pure man waved a big knife for the "temporary residence permit"

Clifford 2022-04-21 09:01:37

"Scimitar":

There is a man who wields a big sword in anger for the "temporary residence permit", and he is somewhat willful and a little arrogant. This man has a big shoulder and a round waist, a full face, long hair in a shawl, and taciturn. As cool as he wants to be! He has a stunt and puts life and death aside, and he is expressionless and willing to accept the embrace of hot sisters and babes! Accompanied by the strong and roaring heavy metal music, he swayed his pride on the big screen that belonged to him. Fly over! He is - "Scimitar"!

As we all know, this "Scimitar" originated from the "pseudo-trailer" at the title of the famous bad taste director Rodriguez Cheng's "pseudo-mill" movie "Planet of Horrors" in 2007. The whole "Scimitar" is in this "pseudo-trailer". Expanded on the basis of the trailer". Friends who are familiar with creation understand that cutting works from "long" to "short" is often easy to produce high-quality products, but vice versa is difficult. As expected, this "Scimitar" conforms to this bumpy and unbreakable creative law!

From head to toe, from "decoration" to "perfume", the whole film is obsessed with restoring the style and charm of American B-grade films. The easy-to-understand plot has only one function, that is, it is used to connect endless action scenes and "not suitable for children" scenes. With a long face that is harder and colder than a stone, as the male protagonist with a single personality and a hot temper in the film, the heroine and supporting actresses are all swept up by vases of beauties. This way of dealing with characters absolutely guarantees the visual quality of the film visibility on. However, the problem that comes with it is that those irrelevant supporting characters are too thin, which will greatly reduce the overall viewing pleasure of the story, and the protagonist's unchanging "one size fits all" content, it is hard to escape the feeling of monotony Childish rut.

In fact, it is not difficult to solve this problem. Compared with the previous "Planet of Horrors", it is only necessary to make the "violent man" have more "chivalrous tenderness", which will dilute the "hardness" of "violence to the end"! After all, director Ronaldinho used to do a good job!



For the audience as an old Chinese who is 108,000 miles away from Lao Mei and Lao Mo, "Scimitar", a seemingly light "action movie", has a main line that is heavier than Mount Tai! The "Scimitar" in the film leads many "Mexicans" to solve the problem with violence, and the key to the "problem" lies in the "immigration system" and "unfair treatment"! The movie also pointed out the root cause, that is, preventing "foreign population" from reducing the economic benefits of "local people"! At the end of the story, "Scimitar" gained Jiaowa's "sitting", and more importantly, gained a "temporary residence permit" from Lao Mei!

If combined with the rare household registration system in Laozhong's world, even if "Scimitar" deletes all the "bad taste" scenes, replaces a group of oily actors, and is rated as PG-5 by Laomei, this film will still be good. You will definitely not be able to log in to any theaters in Laozhong!

Oops, how did the figure of the big knife-wielding man become so tall on our side? And it is getting taller and taller, you need to look up to see it!



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  • Daniella 2022-04-24 07:01:04

    It's an adrenalin B-level movie. If Quentin would have played better, with the support of old-fashioned tough guys and the dedication of new-born beauties, it seems that Rodriguez's face is really not small.

  • Freddy 2022-03-21 09:01:33

    So powerful! A group of big-name B-level films~

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