Gorgeous ~ Gorgeous ~

Lea 2022-04-23 06:01:02

Burlesque burlesque. Gorgeous musical, Christina Aguilera's thick and explosive voice is amazing, and it doesn't seem to come from a white girl's body. The story is actually simple and clichéd. The small town girl went to the prosperous metropolis to find opportunities. First she was obscured by chance and got a chance to become famous. Then she was briefly lost in vanity, and then mixed with the love triangle between the talented poor boy and the rich boy... But for For musicals, the plot is never the most important. That shinning and gorgeous show is the one. Cher's face is really terrifying, is it because Botox has been hit too much, and the facial muscles are not very active. From looking at Will and Grace, I know that Cher is in the minds of queers. Goddess, her daughter turned into a man... and it was sensational.
Cam Gigandet looks good, a bit of Brad Pitt, and a bit of Colin Farrell; then, Colin Farrell is a bit of Pete's shadow.

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Burlesque quotes

  • Jack: Oh, I uhm... I finished a song. I think it's pretty good.

    Ali Rose: [chuckles] Can I hear it?

    Jack: No. But...

    [pause, handing Ali a songsheet]

    Jack: you can sing it.

  • Nikki: [Waiting for Tess as she is exiting the club] Tess, we need to talk.

    Tess: No.

    Nikki: Yes!

    Tess: I'm tired, Nikki.

    Nikki: Well, then you can just listen. We built this club together and, and then, some girl just shows up from out of nowhere, who hasn't even paid her dues - -!

    Tess: How do you know what dues she's paid? This chick doesn't sing that way because she's had it easy.

    Nikki: "They don't come to here us sing, Nikki"! Or... or, or, is that... is that just bullshit, now?

    Tess: You know, you're drunk. Go inside and call a cab.

    Nikki: I WILL NOT BE UPSTAGED BY SOME SLUT WITH MUTANT LUNGS!

    Tess: Then leave!

    Nikki: [Gasps] You'd ruin our friendship over some girl you barely know? So much for loyalty!

    Tess: Since when did you know anything about loyalty? How many Goddamn times have I peeled you off the sidewalk? How many blackouts? How many times have I held your head over the toilet bowl while you threw up everything, but your memories?

    Nikki: OKAY FINE! But I will not stand in the back, Tess, you need to fix this-...

    Tess: You think you're my only problem? I'm about to lose my club! I'm about to lose the only thing that means anything to me! I have more to worry about than trying to keep you from pouring Tequila on your Cheerios!

    Nikki: Fine. Fine. I QUIT!

    Tess: I'm glad!

    [Nikki gets into her car and starts the engine]

    Tess: Nikki, don't drive.

    Nikki: By the way, I slept with Vince the night after your honeymoon.

    [She makes a U-Turn and begins driving off in a rage, with Tess bashing Nikki's backdoor window with a crowbar]

    Nikki: YOU CRAZY BITCH!