"Hiding the Sky: The Beauty's Tale" is mediocre but cool and it's over

Granville 2022-04-19 09:01:41

Just like the OCEAN series, it gathers a group of Hollywood big shots to play high-tech theft, pure commercial films that can no longer be pure.

Even the plot is very familiar: getting out of prison - finding friends - gathering people - making plans - preparations - implementing plans - success. The female version is obviously weaker than the male version, and there is no villain. 100% of the experts are found, 100% of the experts are recruited, and they are not worthy of female security personnel to protect female stars. Everyone does not need to consider the camera marks when they come to a fashion show. Female stars who are aware of it take high risks and turn against the water. , and Cartier, which lost more than 100 million dollars worth of jewelry, only appointed one insurance investigator? ANYWAY, if you lose your thinking, you will be fluent without a brain.

So instead of evaluating the plot, it is better to brag about the luxurious lineup.

The announcement of this article should also know that the plot is mediocre and bugs are all over the place, so he simply hit the three axes of "female", "feminist" and "bent". Whoever believes it will be fooled.

What makes people uncomfortable is that Chinese people still hold up half the sky, either short in stature or with crooked eyes and crooked necks and big faces. There is also one of the most important executors of the whole plan, an unnamed Chinese tool man.

Lose your brain, follow the rhythm, and you're done.

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Ocean's Eight quotes

  • Debbie Ocean: [as she sits down] Hello, John.

    John Frazier: Hello, Debbie. You look well, how long's it been?

    Debbie Ocean: A few years, minus good behavior.

    John Frazier: Right

    Debbie Ocean: Yeah

    John Frazier: Thank you for calling. I was gonna call you.

    Debbie Ocean: Yeah, I didn't do it.

    John Frazier: Of course not. You were just on camera 20 feet away while the jewels were being nicked. It's a coincidence.

    Debbie Ocean: No. That's a solid alibi.

    John Frazier: What is it? Is it genetic? Are the whole family like this?

    Debbie Ocean: Except for my Aunt Ida.

    John Frazier: Librarian?

    Debbie Ocean: Hmm. Homemaker.

    John Frazier: Right, I'm gonna make this easy for you. I don't want you. I just want the necklace. I don't care. I'll say I found it in a cab.

    Debbie Ocean: How about some of it?

    John Frazier: How much?

    Debbie Ocean: Hypothetically, 10%.

    John Frazier: And where's the hypothetical rest?

    Debbie Ocean: Oh, I don't know. Literally.

    John Frazier: Oh, God. This is exhausting! I mean, when they said come over, I was like... Ugh. You know, with the jet lag, the time difference, Arsenal in the Cup Final this weekend. But now I'm here. It's bloody interesting.

    Debbie Ocean: Yeah?

    John Frazier: So it's not just profit, it's revenge. It's a twofer.

    [about Claude]

    John Frazier: He frames you, you frame him, scores are settled.

  • Detective: [in the interrigation room] Well, it seems four sweet old ladies, who apparently don't exist, have recently transferred some very large sums of money into Becker Holdings, LLC. Do you know how that might have happened, Mr. Becker?

    Claude Becker: [in total shock] I think I need a lawyer.