Director, did you check your mother before making a movie?

Henri 2022-04-24 07:01:04

I wanted to give a one-star rating, but since I watched Director Liming's "Get Red" before, the one-star honor should be dedicated to Director Li.

The story of King Arthur is said to have happened in the fifth century AD, when English was not yet formed or just produced, so the story of King Arthur was handed down orally and can be called a legend. In short, his story is full of legends. However, the director of the film was obviously dissatisfied with the legendary nature of the story, so he insisted on inventing some more fantastical things by himself. As a result, he picked up sesame seeds and lost the watermelon. Archmage Merlin never showed up, but a prostitute adoptive mother and a beautiful mage appeared. It's not that a movie can't be made without beautiful women. It seems that the director knows that his unique storytelling style is not popular, so he finds a PL actress to make up for it. Making up a Chinese person to teach King Arthur Kung Fu is really open-minded, thinking that this will make a good box office in China, it is really disgusting to tell the story like this.

Also, the movie was really unlucky, being translated by a shitty subtitle group made you want to smash your computer.

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  • Clovis 2022-03-26 09:01:03

    The plot is simple and routine, but Guy Ritchie adds a lot of charming elements and blends it into a dark fantasy epic style blockbuster. The costumes and music are quite brilliant, the special effects are good, and the storyboard is very Guy Ritchie. The picture once reminded me of The Lord of the Rings, as well as the absolute charm bonuses of Eric and Qiu Hua, are very worth seeing. (Who said that Qiu Hua is old, obviously still so handsome

  • Therese 2021-11-25 08:01:21

    Gayrich’s style is suitable for detective films, comedies, and fantasy films like this. It’s really out of place! It flashes back at every turn and looks tired. There are a lot of useless characters, the screen is dark, and the 3D hitting looks extremely uncomfortable, and the whole process is like sitting on pins and needles. It is said that there will be 5 more shots? OMG, let's fill in the hole in "Detective Sherlock Holmes" first. Legend of the Sword translated into "Beast Fighting Hegemony" is also drunk, translator, do you play a lot of Warcraft? 3/10

King Arthur: Legend of the Sword quotes

  • Bill: You've made quite a celebrity of yourself among the Blackleg ranks.

    Bedivere: You've done very nicely on the back of your cozy relationship with your King's men.

    King Arthur: I'm a little old for finger-wagging and speeches. So unless you're my dad, which... I believe is unlikely, can you just get around to telling me exactly what it is you want?

  • King Arthur: It's quite dangerous being one of you lot, isn't it? You're good with animals, aren't you? They have a word for that, don't they?... Mage... I thought your team was outlawed. Never met one of you in the flesh. I thought you'd be taller... and have a beard.