The first half of ordinary young people, the second half of the second half force young people to kiss

Bette 2021-12-15 08:01:07

I was a little interested in watching the first half of the film. The scenes were okay, and the characters were normal. Everyone killed, killed, rescued the beauties and it passed. In the second half of the film, the IQ of the entire film suddenly dropped by 1,000%. When the bad guys boarded the ship, they sent people who have been small wooden ships. Nima, you are the king. You can be a little brave. No, you can die if you send ten and eight ships. The military budget is not enough to issue war treasury bonds. ! After sneaking aboard the ship, it didn’t have the effect of a surprise attack at all. I covered a beautiful girl’s mouth and Nima didn’t cover it. As a result, all his sisters in the boat woke up. I didn’t know to take part in the training and learn about the surprise attack. How is it made?
Beauty and Conan ran away after sleeping. There is nothing, nothing, why are you running around, dear, can't you just say hello and leave? Or are you afraid of being thrown over by the instant noodle head and sleeping again at the beginning of the night? As a result, as soon as I went out, I was caught by the bad guys as I thought. Director, can't you think of some other ways to get the female pig caught by the bad guys? She insisted on sending it to the door by herself like a stubborn brain?
Let’s talk about the villain boss. You are the king, big brother. As a king, you have been fighting alone with Conan. There is no pressure. Your old man is not a muscular man. Do your skills and tactics attract MM in singles?
Later, the sacrificial site suddenly turned into tofu dregs. The sacrificial part suddenly collapsed. Nima didn't need conan to save the quality female pigs, and the sacrificial offerings were all buried in the middle. When everything was collapsing in the back, Conan and his women ran and ran, and ran to the middle of the bridge. The woman suddenly stopped. There is no wood, eldest sister, now running for his life. Is your old man waiting to see if the bridge will break? NS? So
sure enough, the bridge was broken, and the woman fell very happy...At this time Conan pulled the chains on his woman's body and didn't let go. The bad guy walked in front of Conan. Conan had already waited silently for death, but the bad guys came again. If you are ill, you will have nothing to do, and you have said a whole lot of nonsense, so that the protagonist will be impatient to wait for death, and you will get rid of the bad guys...
What I saw later was all kinds of entanglement and pain. I always wondered whether it was changed to a director for the second half of the film? Is it a director who graduated from IT? Of course, in fact, the first half is normal, which is relative to the brain damage in the second half. When I watched Conan, his father taught Conan to learn the intelligence quotient and brute force of the horse and to understand the ice and fire of the horse. At the meeting, I thought that conan would have a high IQ behind it and play some tricks. As a result, the whole film is still going to be alone. Big brother (reading go) You are going to fight against a king, can you? Pull a team to rebel first, but from start to finish, Conan is showing his chest muscles, showing his ass, showing his elegant instant noodles. If you are truly brutal and invincible, it would be cool to shoot the villain like a fly. , But don’t talk about the big bosses, even the little bosses are not really killed with brute force, all kinds of tricks and skidding, it’s a pleasure to see it, it’s useful to have muscles alone, a flowery one, nothing Go to Shaolin Temple for training, dear, the tuition fee is 8000 packs, the school packs will include food, housing, and distribution, dear~!
In short, this is a movie that makes people feel painful, but hesitated again and again. Seeing that there are so many beauties in front of Dcup who are still working hard to dew points, I still decided to give it two stars.

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Extended Reading
  • Garth 2021-12-15 08:01:07

    The whole mobilization of the whole man, although like the comics, sells muscles, hacks and kills, pornographic, violent, bloody and RPG modes, but it reveals a little bit of energy. The waves are magnificent, and the cruelty of madness is not reflected very much. The brutality and pleasure are really inferior to the Governor's 1984 edition. The only bright spot is the sand zombies. It's still a bit of a play, so let's wash and sleep the rest.

  • Roselyn 2022-03-27 09:01:08

    It's just bigger than the chest muscles

Conan the Barbarian quotes

  • Khalar Zym: Behold... and despair... your new master!

  • Khalar Zym: [holding up a bag of gold in exchange for Tamara] Your reward!

    Conan: I do not want your gold.

    Khalar Zym: No? Then what?

    Conan: I want your head!