The so-called lame is: it will kill you and disgust you at the same time

Kasey 2022-04-21 09:01:37

The younger brother disappeared after entering a mysterious house. The anxious brother and sister-in-law thought he was no longer alive, but did not expect that the always innocent and lovely brother had become a scientific demon at this time.

The white-clothed child and the black-clothed child grew up under the care of an old monk. In a competition, the white-clothed child lost for the first time. He killed his master while others were not paying attention and ran away. The black-clothed child vowed to find the white-clothed child. Take revenge and never say a word before.

The handsome earth defender happened to meet his lost ex-wife during a mission. She was wearing a tight leather jacket, her cleavage was deep and her sunglasses were shining brightly. Her long hair flew over and snatched away the confidential box. She called his name, but she seemed to change. one person. Oh, it turns out she was injected with a program that controls the human brain.

All the stories are all messed up, whet your appetite and give you a stupid answer that makes you want to spit at the screen. The motives of the characters are completely confused, and the process is even more confusing. The whole film relies on special effects to catch people's attention, as if the spicy hot pot served by a crappy chef, except for pepper and garlic, there is no green vegetables and slices of meat, and there is no sweet and tactful aftertaste other than spicy.

The male pig's feet is a bit like Miller, starring Prison Break, but no one has connotations. Female pig's feet are a bit like Zeta Jones, just not as good-looking as others. The whole copycat action movie has no features. It burns money and wastes the audience's precious time. The author vomits blood and advises friends who want to watch this disc to throw it into outer space and let the nanoworms eat it. It is better than spending two lives in front of the screen. hours of life.

View more about G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra reviews

Extended Reading
  • Liliane 2022-04-24 07:01:04

    Could give three and a half stars. Conceptually innovative and somewhat rough special effects, but the plot is far less mentally retarded than Transformers 2. . . Push the most messy chase scene in history!

  • Hermann 2021-11-11 08:01:15

    The Paris chase scene is very good~

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra quotes

  • Duke: [after crashing into cars while running in the accelerator suits] Okay, that was crazy. I didn't expect that. What happened to you?

    Ripcord: I went through the train. What happened to you?

    Duke: I jumped over it.

    [pause]

    Ripcord: You can do that?

    Duke: Yeah. I told you to read that manual.

    Ripcord: There's a manual?

  • The Baroness: [Snake Eyes has left their SUV] He gave up.

    Storm Shadow: He never gives up.

    [their SUV is hit by an incoming train]