On how to make the worst movie without destroying the IP

Bernice 2022-04-19 09:01:41

Birds of Prey and Harley Quinn

6.5/10

Why do you give such a low score? Four eyes, Uncle Li has no prejudice against you.

After watching this movie, I don't even bother to write my afterthoughts. Respect is mutual. Warner disgusts the audience with this AI movie generator-like work. It is also a record of the viewing experience. fuck.

Let's talk about this movie from three aspects, which are plot metaphors DC and Warner.

1. The plot.

Not to mention, I was stunned for three seconds when it came to what the plot was.

The main line is that the clown girl and the clown break up. The clown girl loses her self-identity and life direction. After a series of things, she gets rid of the identity of the "clown girlfriend" and regains her confidence to open a new chapter in her life.

The other characters are not interesting, they seem to break the routine, but in fact, these are the most routine characters.

The clown girl's whole acting skills are online, but the script is too awkward. It always gives people the feeling that the main character is carrying the whole movie. What's the matter with that little boy with a baby face full of swear words? She looks as silly as Jin Sanhan, opens her mouth and closes her mouth and fuckfuckfuck, it's too inconsistent, there are problems with casting, orphan grudge, X-23, magic boy, iron man daughter, which casting is not better than this?

The plot is really mindless, and there is nothing to dig. I want to take advantage of the popularity of feminism, but I eat shit, and I look embarrassed. This is in the next section.

There is a saying that you should use what standard to measure what type of movie you watch. When watching a comic book movie, you must measure it by the standard of a comic book movie. When you watch a comedy, you must measure it by the standard of comedy. It has to be measured by the standard of looking at the face. Unfortunately, by any standard, Warner has played a good hand to a pulp:

1⃣️ It is said that it is a comic change, yes, the most concentrated expression is the joys, sorrows and narration style of Harley Quinn's stream of consciousness, just like the narration in comic typesetting with funny fonts, it is understandable, but an hour and a half movie It takes one hour and ten minutes to introduce the characters. On the one hand, it tests the audience's memory. On the other hand, it compresses the space for the plot. Please, the sisters sit together and simply tell their life again, which enhances the feelings of the characters and is clear and clear. The plot space It's not abrupt if it's too much, isn't it? Look at how the "Spider-Man Parallel Universe" is narrated. The stories of several Spider-Man are intertwined and gradually improved. It is also a comic change. The popularity of Black Spider is not as high as that of your Harley Quinn. This gap Is it too big?

2⃣️ Saying it is a comedy, yes, exaggerated fighting, antics, it is like replacing the anime with a live-action version, the fighting is the past, there is no need to be picky, the clown girl fight is like this, it is acceptable, and it is also very funny. Since it is a comedy, when the plot is so weak, why not replace the sad part with a comedy section? Why don't you replace the areas where you're not nervous at all with comedy? The villains are all killed before they finish speaking. It's not funny, there's no reason, it's perfunctory, and it's not sincere. If you replace Harley Quinn with another character that the audience doesn't understand, no one will watch this movie at all.

3⃣️Look at the face, I don’t speak secretly, I just came to see the Harley Quinn, I remember Eminem’s without me in Suicide Squad rang, and the Harlequin changed into a battle uniform in the army. In this one, wearing a bloated T-shirt, the whole body can't be seen at all, the iconic blue and red hair is gone, and the image of the graceful and dangerous lunatic in the electric cage in the suicide squad is also gone, and the part about feeding the hyenas is also gone. It's okay, the whole movie is not cruel enough, not elegant enough, not bad enough, but stupid enough, please, brother, must beautiful women have no brains? The woman who partnered with the Prince of Crime was almost picked up by someone special, what the hell?

2. Metaphors

What a metaphor, just feminism, the villains are all men, and one is weaker than the other.

Warner, Warner, there is one thing to be clear. To highlight the strength of the decent, the villain must also be strong enough. It would be better for Wonder Woman to kill a hundred little guys than to block the rays of the Doomsday. In the same way, if you want to say that women are not vassals of men, yes, why not make the villain stronger, so that the clown girl and her party can defeat the villain and show their strength. I suspect that he is not a gang boss, but a butcher's shop.

I don't want to make men strong, of course, let's see how the "Captain Marvel" next door reflects feminism. Although the villain is weak, the amazing team is very powerful, which will not give people the illusion of playing a family, crushing The bureau is the crushing bureau, and the nuclear bomb will be thrown back for you. Don't do it like a villain playing a house and coaxing a child to stalk the head and mouse. Take a salute gun and stand up for the whole process without disappearing CD. This doesn't mean how powerful the heroine is, it just means that the male villain is too weak, you know? If you want to engage in feminism, you can make a serious and serious arrogance created by our sisters. What's wrong with it, I like to see the big sister punching and making a slap in the face, and I don't understand Warner's brain circuit.

As we all know, the big bad wolf will always be bullied by the little sheep and run around, the logger will always be beaten up by the animals in the forest, you can sing and sing with a lollipop and beat the bad guys under the hail of bullets, As long as you laugh brightly enough, the villain will always be a timid and stupid funny character. The only explanation is that the audience for this movie is a little girl who likes to dream of a princess, so why don't people go to see better princess movies like Frozen?

3. DC and Warner

In a word, don't engage in the movie universe. Make good use of your strengths and make good independent movies. Family fun is really not the style of dc. Isn't the clown 2019 not social security? Wonder Woman is also great, and BVS is okay in family fun, but like Ang Lee's Hulk, the audience can't understand it. Don't use cool IPs for art, and don't use artistic IPs for cool movies. Not much to say, fortunately, Harley Quinn's IP has not been destroyed, Buddha.

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Extended Reading

Birds of Prey quotes

  • Harley Quinn: [Sionis is outside the Booby Trap hideout] He's after all of us.

    [indicating Cassandra]

    Harley Quinn: The kid just robbed him.

    [to Dinah]

    Harley Quinn: You betrayed him.

    [to Huntress]

    Harley Quinn: You killed his BFF.

    [to Montoya]

    Harley Quinn: And you're dumb enough to be building a case against him. So, unless we all want to die very unpleasant deaths, and let Roman go finger-fishing through the kid's intestinal tract, we're going to have to work together.

  • Harley Quinn: [while arming themselves against Roman's army] Isn't this fun? It's just like a sleepover. We should order pizza, make Cosmos...!

    Dinah Lance: Harley, focus!