After watching this film, do you still think that the CG movie "The Whirlwind Returns" in 2007 ruined your childhood?

Delmer 2022-04-23 07:01:35

There are some things in the world that can only exist in the two-dimensional world. No matter how strong your makeup skills are, you can't restore it in three-dimensional, otherwise it will be a real nightmare.
The live version of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles gave us such a vivid lesson.
The first time I watched Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, there was no sense of comedy but a sense of horror in horror movies. Everything came from the faces of the aliens. Compared to the CG movie 7 years ago, the shape is so cute.
Meghan Fox's report to her boss that "there are four 6-foot-tall tortoises haunting the streets of New York" is more likely to be believed that there are four aliens lurking in the city. Everything is unconvincing, and the plot is driven to the extreme. Could the writer be more brainless?
It may be that in recent years, it has been affected by the consistent high-quality performance of Marvel movies, and I have become more and more interested in such films, but in any case, in any era, this can be classified as a failure. B-level film ranks, forget it, let's go back and watch the whirlwind again 5 times to vent.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles quotes

  • [from trailer]

    Leonardo: We were created as weapons, and we knew the world would never accept us... but one day, it would need us.

  • [Shredder attacks the Turtles as they defend the tower]

    Leonardo: Donnie, what are the odds of surviving this?

    Donatello: 0.00000003%!

    Leonardo: I'll take it!