It's messy

Hollie 2022-04-21 09:01:38

Going to the cinema with the childhood dream of the post-80s generation, the old face can't hide the passionate little mood! Our childhood, our Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! A group of idiots, Slade is handsome, Lange is a figure, our teacher Mouse is the most powerful master, Slade can't beat him, and those little turtles are cute!
After watching this movie, I was messed up! So why so many jumped out! Why is the teacher defeated by the bad guy, why is the teacher not a genetic mutant, why with a teacher in hand can threaten three turtles but not one...
This movie has a lot of Japanese elements added, Slade is Japanese, the teacher and The four Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles learned Japanese ninjutsu, and so on. However, the patron saint of teachers and turtles is an American girl.

The funniest thing is that Mr. Mouse picked up a book on Japanese ninjutsu, taught himself, and taught students! Reminds me of a movie, Stephen Chow's "Kung Fu", which is also a book, self-taught!

After reading it, I am messed up, this is not my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, this Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle belongs to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle of this era!

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Extended Reading

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles quotes

  • [from trailer]

    Leonardo: We were created as weapons, and we knew the world would never accept us... but one day, it would need us.

  • [Shredder attacks the Turtles as they defend the tower]

    Leonardo: Donnie, what are the odds of surviving this?

    Donatello: 0.00000003%!

    Leonardo: I'll take it!