Yan control nightmare

Kiley 2022-04-20 09:01:29

As we all know, "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" has been popular all over the world from comics to animation to games. In recent years, it has continued to innovate, not only animated movies, but also new TV animation series, which can be called timeless. In the 1990s, the live-action film version produced by Hong Kong Golden Harvest was also famous for a while, and led to a craze for domestic pet turtles all over the world. However, now this "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Age of Mutants" may not necessarily lead to children's love for turtles, because the turtles in it are so ugly, it makes people suspect that Dynamite and its design team are holding it from the beginning. Character design is based on the beliefs of destroying people's childhood. Before "Transformers", it was enough to make a bunch of screw aliens. In "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles", Dynamite is not a director and a producer, and the taste is still similar to that of Yoneda. When the four big glans appeared, I was overwhelmed. It's so ugly that it breaks through the sky, it's hard to look directly at it, and then when the mouse master comes out, obediently in the middle of the winter, it is actually 3.14159 times uglier than the turtle son, I'm convinced! Fortunately, I wear 3D glasses, otherwise I would have to pick my eyes.

However, ugly after ugly, the film is still very lively. The four big human-shaped turtles say that they are all good at learning to sing, crawl, roll, and fight. They are simply four HipHop green skins, especially the four-person Beatbox in the elevator, which makes people laugh. The action design is not bad. Several close-hand boss battles copied Hong Kong-style kung fu fighting in a decent manner. If there is no Hong Kong martial arts instructor behind the scenes, it can only be said that Hollywood is really learning and applying it. The snow-capped mountain chase in the middle and back sections is even more the highlight of the whole film. It gives full play to the advantages of CG animation shots that are not restrained, coupled with the visual impact of 3D. The movie, this scene alone is worth the ticket price. It can be regarded as the most impressive action scene in popcorn blockbusters throughout the year, and it is worthy of praise. The director seems to have a hand.

The action scenes are OK, but there is nothing to say about the plot. Just like the animation, it is basically the three forces of female reporters, turtles, and villains entangled together. Justice finally defeats evil, and there is nothing particularly impressive. In terms of the lineup, CG characters are the protagonists, and Megan Fox is the biggest star. Sister Fox made a relationship with Dynamite Bay during her role in "Transformers", and then somehow reconciled again, Hollywood, and making money with peace. However, I feel that Sister Fox is not very suitable for the role of a female reporter. She doesn't look like the kind of career-oriented women who dare to fight for the ideal of news, but more like the kind of Bichi who will do anything for the superior. In the film, the female reporter's various behaviors seem to be not too high in IQ, in short, she did not leave a good impression.

What may make the original party dissatisfied is that the life experience of the turtle and the mouse master in the film has been modified. The mouse master, who was originally a human Japanese samurai, is really a mouse this time, and his martial arts is actually in the sewer. Picked up this martial arts I learned from cheats... It is also worth mentioning that, in order to take care of the nostalgic party, the names of several turtles continued to use the translation method of the domestic version of the animation. Leonardo directly called Da Vinci, and poor Donatello still It was translated as "Einstein", but I don't know if it was an oversight or what, at least one place still retained the name "Donatello", which finally saved Uncle Donatello some face.

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Extended Reading

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles quotes

  • [from trailer]

    Leonardo: We were created as weapons, and we knew the world would never accept us... but one day, it would need us.

  • [Shredder attacks the Turtles as they defend the tower]

    Leonardo: Donnie, what are the odds of surviving this?

    Donatello: 0.00000003%!

    Leonardo: I'll take it!