Anyone who loves bad jokes should give 4 stars!

Destin 2022-04-19 09:01:33

Actually, I really want to give 4.5 stars (Er... but no one will notice even if I give half a star more..)
I haven't seen the original version, so this time I completely died of laughter, with tears in my eyes Out! It's a big collection of countless bad jokes!
I read the Taiwanese translation, and there are countless words like this:

"You can't. I'm gone." liao
"I'm just an ojisan who has nothing to do..."
"You always hit the hammer (pronounce ce)"
"This is This time our goal is to kill you" "Er, Director, his name is Kosta..."
"I usually wear briefs, I don't want to be a bird man." That means Jay Chou is a bird man. .
"How dare you choke with the spy!?"

There are two points that made me laugh and cry:
Max asked to use a "secret capsule" during the meeting,
so the little fat man took out what looked like a camera, and with a swish A beam of light shoots out of the lens and wraps everyone in it, like the kind of bubble gum we played with when we were kids. . . Then everyone's volume was sealed in bubble gum, and no one could hear what they said. . .
Sure enough, it's very confidential, but. . Can't communicate. In the end, everyone flipped the table angrily and demanded that the secret capsule be turned off, "There is no way to have a meeting!"

There is also the intermittent booing scene in the restaurant, you must watch it! !
Classic to burst, Lao Tzu's mask shakes off his face with a smile. . .

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Extended Reading
  • Lizzie 2022-03-22 09:01:26

    If someone hits you, kiss him.

  • Westley 2022-04-23 07:01:31

    Very funny, such a comedy, can have it!

Get Smart quotes

  • [Max, having been turned down, is talking to himself on a sidewalk]

    Maxwell Smart: I am sorry. Despite today's setback, I will at some point become a field agent. And when that happens, one phone call could take me to the other side of the world.

    [sighs]

    Maxwell Smart: Who am I kidding? I'm a middle aged man who's missed the train. You don't deserve this. I don't deserve you.

    [camera angle changes to show that he's talking to a dog in a pet store display window]

    Maxwell Smart: You're so young, so full of life. Don't do it, fang. Don't love me.

    [as he starts to walk away, a female jogger plows straight into him and both of them fall]

    Maxwell Smart: Oh, dear. Sorry.

    [helps her to her feet]

    Agent 99: Oh, great.

    [looks at her watch]

    Agent 99: That was my last mile. Now I have no idea how fast I was.

    Maxwell Smart: Well, you were really moving. Not easy to knock me down. I have a very low center of gravity. Pretty solid.

    Agent 99: I'm just gonna call that one a... 4:50.

    Maxwell Smart: Impressive. I, uh, once ran a 5:16.

    Agent 99: Oh really? That's, uh, slower.

    Maxwell Smart: Well, not everything's a competition.

    Agent 99: If it were, I'd win.

    Maxwell Smart: Ah. Are you flirting with me?

    [beat]

    Agent 99: Not at all. Are you flirting with me?

    Maxwell Smart: That depends. Is it working?

    [99 puts her headphones back in her ears]

    Agent 99: Not at all.

    [jogs away]

    Maxwell Smart: Well nice meeting you! I admire your focus!

    [a man comes out of the store wheeling a dolly, and one wheel runs over Max's foot]

    Maxwell Smart: Am I invisible?

  • Agent 99: [seeing Max on his shoe phone] Why are you talking into your shoe?