The cheap is invincible, inexplicably happy

Eldora 2022-04-22 07:01:06

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I have never sprinkled dog food and made my single dog extremely happy. There has never been a cliché of dog blood, but it still makes me watch it. This movie is cheap enough to be invincible, and there is love and joy.

The serious-looking director of S.H.I.E.L.D. and the cheap Deadpool will show us a journey of joy and surprise. Do you want to be hilarious enough? This movie will definitely let you down.

A lot of awesome movies have been badly translated by nonsense movie names, and this movie was unfortunately also recruited. The English name The Hitman's Bodyguard was literally translated into a clichéd ace bodyguard, which made me miss it at first glance. this good movie.

It can be said that there are three main points of interest in this film:

1. The mouth gun is invincible, cheap enough to be happy

In the movie, the cheap Deadpool met the cheaper and happier director, and could only pretend to be innocent. A pair of blurred eyes made people laugh.

From the pretense at the beginning of the film, he was instantly hit, and then he could only endure the destruction of the director's mouth cannons all the way. The lovely Deadpool couldn't hurt even folk songs.

The director is like Tian Boguang, who has experienced hardships and torture but still entertains himself. His face is like a cheap man who wants to be happy. He is really invincible.

The director's wife, Aunt Hai, is not only hot, but also hot. Madfake's mouth full of Spanish accents adds a bit of charm, just like the wild rose swaying in the cold wind, sexy and sinister.

2. The soundtrack is awesome, enough and dripping

In this film, all kinds of soundtracks were taken from the beginning to the end, which made people suspect that the director came from an Indian musical, but the soundtrack was just right, not only not embarrassing, but also the finishing touch, complementing each other. The style of the soundtrack also spanned several generations, including retro rock. There is jazz, and the music that the director sang happily at the end is a tribute to the classic section, which really makes people admire the director's bold whims.

3. Complete routines, love and chicken soup

In the movie, there are not only passionate gunfights, but also thrilling chase scenes, and there are all kinds of scenes on the ground, water, and upstairs in the air. The narrative rhythm is also straightforward, bright and fast, and there are many G-spots.

The story lines of the two couples are interspersed in the narrative rhythm, making people appreciate the love of the two couples, but not the sorrow of being sprinkled with dog food. The director is walking with Deadpool, and he gradually reveals his life experience, which he often encounters in his life. The chicken soup came to his face without the slightest discomfort. Perhaps only the director who had already experienced many storms and was nearly old this year could play an old killer so well.

It's a wonderful and exciting film, a joyous journey of wonderful mouth cannons. Let's make more such good films!

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The Hitman's Bodyguard quotes

  • Darius Kincaid: The Bible says to never take revenge, to leave it to the Lord. But I wasn't prepared to wait that long.

  • [Kincaid corners Dukhovich on the roof. He shoots at Dukhovich's leg. Dukhovich collapses, crying in pain. Kincaid approaches him]

    Darius Kincaid: Up on the ledge, dookie man.

    [Dukhovich does not comply. He groans in pain]

    Darius Kincaid: You heard me, bitch! Up on the ledge!

    [painfully, Dukhovich sits on the ledge. He looks at Kincaid and chuckles nastily]

    Vladislav Dukhovich: [venomously] The look on your face. You're so proud. Darius Kincaid, about to be a hero, save the day. None of that matters. There is no redemption, no atonement for a man like you. Your whole life has been but a trail of corpses, and I will be just another dead body on the pile! Go ahead! Finish me! But don't think for a moment it will change what you are.

    [Kincaid stares at Dukhovich for a moment, then bursts out laughing]

    Darius Kincaid: I don't give a fuck about all of that!

    [Kincaid stops laughing and gazes at Dukhovich grimly]

    Darius Kincaid: You fucked up when you shot my bodyguard.

    [a flashback: Dukhovich shoots at Kincaid. Bryce saves Kincaid's life by shielding him, getting himself injured by the bullet meant for Kincaid]

    Vladislav Dukhovich: [confused] Who?

    [Kincaid kicks Dukhovich off the roof to his death]