Fantastic enough, fox enough

Petey: [singing around a campfire with his banjo] 'Bout a handsome little fox let me sing you folks a yarn. / Hey, diddle-dee daddle-da doddle-do doodle-dum! / 'Twas a splendid little feller full of wit 'n' grace 'n' charm. / Say, zippy-zee zappa-za yappy-yo doodle-dum! / Well, like any little critter needin' vittels for his littl'uns, / Well, he stole, and he cheated, and he lied just to survive. / With a doodle-dum diddle-die doddle-diddle doodle-dum!

Other singers: Doodle-dum diddle-die doddle-diddle doodle-dum!

Petey: Zippy-zo zippy-zay zippy-zappy zoopy-zee!

Other singers: Zippy-zo zippy-zay zippy-zappy zoopy-zee!

Petey: Doo-dah doo-day day...

Petey: Let me take a little tick now to color in the scene: / 'Cross the valley lived three yokels name of Boggis, Bunce, and Bean. / Now these three crazy jackies had our hero on the run. / Shot the tail off the cuss with a fox-shootin' gun. / But that stylish little fox was as clever as a whip / Dug as quick as a gopher that was hyper-ack-a-tive.

Other singers: Yeah!

Petey: Now those three farmers sit 'twhere there's a hole 'twas once a hill. / Singin' diddle-dee daddle-da doddle-do doodle-dum! / And as far as I can reckon they're a-settin' up there still. Singin' zippy-zee zappa-za yappy-yo...

Franklin Bean: [standing behind him] What are you singing, Petey?

Petey: Just... just making it up as I went- as I went along, really.

Franklin Bean: That's just weak songwriting. You wrote a bad song, Petey!

Kristofferson: Uh, do you mind if I slide my bed roll slightly out from under the train set? It's hard to sleep in that corkscrew position.

Ash: [in the top bunk] There's a lot of attitudes going on around here. Don't let me get one.

Kristofferson: No, it's only just my spinal cord getting...

Ash: Sleep wherever you want, man. Here, take my bed! I'll just uh... I'll crawl under the bookcase! Who cares if I get splinters in my ears?

Kristofferson: Never mind.

Ash: Oh, you gonna pout about it? 'Cuz I've had it up to HERE

[gestures with his hand]

Ash: with the "sad houseguest" routine.

[Ash turns off the light and continues to read his White Cape comic in bed]

Kristofferson: Good night.

[he lies down under the train set and begins to quietly sob; Ash comes down, turns on the train, Kris gets up and they watch it]