Dear friends. Did you get a free ticket to Channing Tatum's strip show?

Gretchen 2022-04-22 07:01:06

rub, my dears. Did you get a free ticket to Channing Tatum's strip show? White House Down has a four-star score of 7.6.

7.6 points? !
Dear... What is the matter with so many five stars, one star is for Die Hard, the other is for The Rock, and the other N stars are for Channing Tatum...
First of all The foreplay is too long, too long, and it hasn't gotten to the point for half an hour. Is this the rhythm of an action disaster movie? !
The guards at the White House turned a blind eye when they saw an apparently snarky cleaner pushing in a cart with such obvious hidden objects. You are all villain spies, right?
There are too many plagiarism marks in this film. The director is estimated to be a fan of Die Hard (Die Hard series) and The Rock (Brave Island).
At the beginning, the villain arranges the clothes, the setting of the closed space in the whole movie, and finally the scene where the little girl raises the national flag. It's a pity that the villain of this show is too face-to-face, and there is no character setting of General Hammer's upright and stubborn character in The Rock. And the little girl is so daring and fat, she definitely knows that this is a movie, and the director can't do anything to her.
The more I look at it, the more anxious I feel. I deeply feel that these terrorists are definitely here to rob the White House. Then, I am still anxious. We are sure that the Ministry of Defense or the FBI is not an undercover agent sent by China. Are you watching a good show? Let the president go up and down the elevator and down the stairs desperately...
Speaking of Jamie Foxx playing the president, I think it's a bit unreliable. Because of the way he's chewing gum, I always think he's about to: yo yo, cheek cheek. (I found out that Obama is really handsome)
Maggie Gyllenhaal, this sister, every time I see her looking up, raising her apple muscles, and staring deeply at the male protagonist (attention, staring!), I feel that she At any time, there will be some chicken soup words for the soul, such as: Boy, rope life, is the sway of chop; rope life, is the well guessing of the thorn.
Writing this, I think you must have given such a high score after watching Channing Tatum's strip show. This kind of unscrupulous thing, even people can do it, it's really hurting the general. In the face of this insane behavior, I just want to say: "Remember to take me with you."
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White House Down quotes

  • General Caulfield: Sir, I not sure using heavy artillery is a wise...

    President Sawyer: I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK IS WISE... YOU GET THAT TANK... YOU PUT A HOLE IN THE GOD-DAMN FENCE RIGHT NOW

  • President Sawyer: Cale... I'm not leaving without my protection