Marcus Hamilton:
Howdy ma'am. How are you doing today?
T-Bone Waitress:
Hot . And I don't mean the good kind. So, what don't you want?
Marcus Hamilton:
Pardon?
T-Bone Waitress:
What don't you want?
Marcus Hamilton:
Oh, well, uh. I think I'll just, uh...
T-Bone Waitress:
You know. I've been working here for 44 years. Ain't nobody ever ordered nothing but T-Bone steak and a baked potato. Except this one asshole from New York tried to order trout back in 1987. We don't sell no goddamned trout. T-bone steaks. So either you don't want the corn on the cob, or you don't want the green beans. So what don't you want?
Marcus Hamilton:
I don't want green beans.
Alberto Parker:
I don't want green beans either.
T-Bone Waitress:
Steaks cooked medium rare.
Alberto Parker:
Can I get my steak cooked just a...
T-Bone Waitress:
That weren't no question.
Alberto Parker:
All right.
T-Bone Waitress:
Iced tea for you boys.
Alberto Parker:
Iced tea'd be great.
Marcus Hamilton:
Iced tea, yep. Thank you ma'am.
T-Bone Waitress:
Uh-huh.
Marcus Hamilton:
Well I'll tell you one thing. Nobody's gonna rob this son of bitch.
Alberto Parker:
My word.
