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Friday the 13th-the masterpiece of a series of horror and bad films
Madyson 2022-11-19 13:59:54
1. There must be handsome men and women traveling together. A handsome man must be tall and mighty, sharp, with six muscles on his stomach, and like a stallion, with super sexual ability; a beautiful girl must be extremely sexy, and if in danger, she must be first. Some cut, some are forced to become dominatrix, and they are so coquettish, they will sweat profusely. 2. It must be far away from crowded and remote places, or virgin forests, or barren suburbs, or the banks of bad waters, or gloomy old houses. This place has a small cost. Third, there must be a perverted bloodthirsty hunk, or a psychopath, or a Quasimodo appearance with a physique as strong as a bull. Fourth, it must be the same as the chicken slaughtered first. The thick plasma is splashed casually, various parts of the body are randomly dismembered, the throat must be broken, and the fingernails must be black and blue; then the savior appears, one After a bloody fight, the wicked person is killed, and when he embraces and kisses the surviving heroine, the wicked person is resurrected and the film ends. Five, bah.
Extended Reading
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[first lines]
Pamela Voorhees: Come here. Come here now.
Camp Counselor: No.
Pamela Voorhees: You're the last one. I've killed all the others. It'll be easier for you than it was for Jason.
Camp Counselor: Why are you doing this?
Pamela Voorhees: You need to be punished for what you did to him.
Camp Counselor: I didn't do anything.
Pamela Voorhees: You let him drown. Jason was my son.
Camp Counselor: I didn't do anything. No. No. No. Please.
Pamela Voorhees: You should have been watching him. Every minute.
[Camp Counselor decapitates Pamela. Young Jason approaches the body, picks up a photo-locket]
Pamela Voorhees: Jason. My special, special boy. They must be punished, Jason. For what they did to you. For what they did to me.
Pamela Voorhees: [Young Jason picks up the machete, walks away] Kill for mother.
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Richie: I'm not gonna go out there with a boner.
Amanda: Well, you're not gonna get any until you do.