Pickup training in Rio

Karlie 2022-04-19 09:01:37

This is the story of a lost boy who returned to his hometown after living in a foreign country for several years.

The young and ignorant male protagonist Blu (Blue? A name with good melancholy temperament) is a cute blue macaw. He has not yet learned to fly. One day, he accidentally stumbled from a tree and fell behind. Mei Di became Linda's pet, and then lived a decadent life of luxury and luxury. Although it has been fifteen years since Blu has yet to learn to fly, Blu has always been content with such a life, with food, drink, and a considerate and good owner. What's wrong with staying in the house all day long? Until one day, Dr. Tulio (To Rio? The name also has connotations) came uninvited and told him that he was the last male in the world, and there was a beautiful MM waiting for him. Under such temptation, Blu embarked on a journey to his hometown and inadvertently participated in a training for girls.


Lesson 1:

As soon as Confidence arrived in Rio, Blu met two girls who were good at picking up girls and received the first lesson of this girl-picking training: self-confidence. Take the initiative to attack, keep your head high, and show infinite charm in your eyes like a super lover.

But self-confidence is not an outsider who is hard at work. After all, Blu has been at home for a long time, and he began to be timid as soon as he arrived at the scene, and the gorgeous appearance of the heroine Jewel directly gave him a dismay. Blu also rashly attacked under unknown circumstances, only to be kicked off as a result.

Lesson 2: Skill

is Skill, not Knowledge. Jewel would admire Blu's skill in unlocking the cage, but he can only express contempt for the fact that he is trapped in the cage and still takes the first aid manual to train people. Being a parrot that can't fly is already a shame, and Blu is not ashamed to list other flightless birds to prove that he can't fly.

It can be seen from this that the education of the American emperor was also really a failure, and he did not talk about self-cultivation and governance of the country and the world. Moreover, in the jungle, where the jungle is a place of natural choice, even if he can live alone in the same room, Blu will not be able to get the other party's favor.

Lesson 3: Bravery

participating in competitive sports with the girl he likes is a good opportunity to show the personality of boys, especially activities like flying together, and there can be a lot of physical contact. Of course, the premise is that you need to have the courage to take risks. And this is exactly what Blu in a strange place lacks. Although the desire to see the hostess was strong, Blu habitually fled at the last moment.

Luckily they landed on someone who was gliding, and that's when Blu got a firsthand look at what it's like to be able to fly freely in the air as a bird. It's a pity that Blu, who was supposed to be keeping his own, couldn't hold back his eagerness to try. After a violent fall, he was naturally greeted by Jewel's resentful eyes...

Lesson 4: Enthusiasm

girls are emotional animals that are far more emotional than rational On the one hand, it explains why some nymphos follow those young men without hesitation from time to time, and on the other hand, it also shows that girls are easily infected by passionate boys in certain situations. For example, in a place like a nightclub, where Just feel the beat and dance to the music, it is easier for girls to let go. Boys don't need to be masters in the dance forest. In many cases, as long as they are natural and generous, they are OK.

For Blu, such an opportunity to dance with beautiful women is indeed a rare opportunity, so when the group of monkeys came to smash the field, I must have been depressed and home. However, being able to fight with MM can be regarded as a pleasant cooperation.

Lesson 5:

The lethality of Romance's move needless to say, but it still requires considerable skill to interpret romance as natural as it is hand-made. Of course, the few girls around Blu are not unreasonable, and they can easily render the mood to the extreme: the sunset is slanting, the fallen flowers are flying, and a soulful blues song, which MM can withstand it?

However, in order to push the atmosphere to another climax, some sweet words are still indispensable. It's just that a guy like Blu, who doesn't understand amorous feelings, actually retells a parrot-like saying about picking up girls taught by the master, which really shows his parrot nature.

Lesson 6: Argument

This is a Bonus Lesson.

In the short term, there are a lot of tricks to get a MM, but if you want to maintain a long-term relationship, you will inevitably have different opinions when you get along. Quarrel is a more extreme way to give both parties a chance to communicate with each other, because then both parties will realize that they have so many different ideas about each other. But this is an advanced course, so stop here.

Let's talk a little bit more, the lubricating effect of the bulldog's saliva is too strong...

Lesson 7: Devotion

When Jewel fell from the plane, the classic movie scenes like You Drop, I Jump were staged again. At this moment, Blu broke the law of physics that two iron balls landed at the same time, and hugged Jewel from the back with a non-free fall motion of supergravity acceleration. When MM asked Blu why he didn't care about himself, Blu's reply "This life is connected with Jun Jue" didn't make Jewel moved to tears? After a while of kissing, Blu's small universe was finally activated, and the whole story ended happily.

Conclusion

"Rio Too Adventure" is a cute and warm love education film suitable for all ages. In addition to studying and experiencing this girl training, you can also watch the unrestrained enthusiasm in Brazil's carnival. Of course, you must watch 3D, um, it is Jiang Zi.

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Extended Reading
  • Marc 2021-11-24 08:01:17

    I went to the movie theater and watched "Rio Adventure" again. For urbanites who follow the rules and "discuss" life in the urban jungle, Rio in the movie means carnival, adventure, and flying freedom. The director hit the dead spot of modern urbanites. It is really a good movie made for adults, and it arouses everyone's desire for freedom.

  • Kacie 2022-03-23 09:01:34

    I am not a poultry! I am not a poultry!

Rio quotes

  • Lead Marmoset: [from trailer] You two are coming with me.

    Jewel: In your little monkey dreams.

  • Blu: Maybe we could find a bus schedule or something?