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good comedy movie
Lonzo 2022-04-21 09:01:35
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Jeff Megall: [negotiating the cost for celebrities to smoke in their films over the phone] For Pitt smoking is ten million for the pair it's twenty five
Nick Naylor: Twenty five? Usually when I buy two of something I get a discount, what's the extra five for?
Jeff Megall: Synergy, these are not stupid people, they got it right away, Pitt Zeta-Jones lighting up after cosmic fucking in the bubble suite is going to sell a lot of cigarettes
Nick Naylor: For that kind of money my people will expect some very serious smoking, can Brad blow smoke rings?
Jeff Megall: I don't have that information
Nick Naylor: For twenty five million we want smoke rings
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Lorne Lutch: [in his home] Weren't you on that show?
Nick Naylor: Yeah it was me
Lorne Lutch: You're lucky you made it out of there alive
Nick Naylor: Tobacco used to be all over the television, now TV's leading the witch hunt.
Lorne Lutch: Strange business, last year when after I was diagnosed I attended the annual stock holder's convention I stood up and told them I think they should cut back on their advertising you know what your boss said to me? He said "we're certainly sorry to hear about your medical problem until we know more about your medical history we can't comment further", then they tried to pretend I never worked for them, I got the pay stubs hell, I was on the damn bill boards I suppose we all got to pay the mortgage so you're here to talk me into shutting up?
Nick Naylor: Yeah basically, no not "basically" that's exactly it
Lorne Lutch: My dignity isn't for sale
Nick Naylor: It's not an offer, it's a gift the taxes have all been paid you get to keep it no matter what you do, the idea is your guilt will prevent you from bad mouthing us
Lorne Lutch: Are you supposed to be telling me all that?
Nick Naylor: No sir, just apologize give you the money and leave
Lorne Lutch: Why are you telling me this?
Nick Naylor: Because this way you'll take the money
Lorne Lutch: Why would I do that?
Nick Naylor: Because you're mad
Lorne Lutch: Damn straight I am
Lorne Lutch: [Referring to the money] what am I going to do with it?
Nick Naylor: Donate it, yeah start the Lower Less Cancer Foundation
Lorne Lutch: Wait a minute, what about my family?
Nick Naylor: You can't keep the money
Lorne Lutch: Why the hell not?
Nick Naylor: Denounce us and keep the blood money?
Lorne Lutch: I've got to think this over
Nick Naylor: News doesn't work that way you can't denounce us next week
Lorne Lutch: I don't suppose I can denounce you for half of it
Nick Naylor: No, you either keep all the money or give it all away