America hurts.

Justyn 2022-04-23 06:01:02


In 2006, when I came to the United States, the first movie I watched in the cinema was Jackass Number 2. So I was shocked beyond words, and I got a new understanding of the young American class. Later experience here shows that all kinds of idiots in Jackass are not particularly rare on weekdays.

In my freshman year, Americans had a party and bet they played a drinking game called Tequila Suicide. The usual way to drink Tequila is to take a sip of salt, then a shot, and then chew a slice of lime. The process of Tequila Suicide is: 1. Suck salt through your nose like heroin, then drank Tequila through your nose, and finally squeeze lemon into your eyes! At first I thought this was too stupid, but the Yankees after drinking too much are not tired of it. The opinion of a certain American buddy is that if you don't do funny stupid things while you are young, you will never have a chance in the future. In order not to leave regrets.

So after living here for five years, I also did a few more stupid things, such as rushing out in swimming trunks when it was snowing outside, such as jumping into 2 meters of snow from the third floor, including Tequila Suicide, of course.

It doesn't hurt life, it's incomplete.

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Jackass 3D quotes

  • Johnny Knoxville: [after Wee-Man is hit in the groin by a random apple thrown at him by Jeff Tremaine] See, I told you it's not that hard to get into film!

  • Steve-O: [Before downing a cup full of sweat extracted from Preston's crotch and buttocks] Here's to good health.