Minions

Syble 2022-04-19 09:01:39

First of all, the film spoofs the goddess Scarlett. Scarlett is beautiful and tall. Ordinarily, such a girl should be gentle and cute, and should not do bank robbing, murder and arson, but in the movie Scarlett does this, which makes people feel very weird. So, I think Scarlett's role should be replaced by a tall and fierce boy, which is reasonable enough.

In addition, he also spoofed the little yellow people. - A group of cute little yellow people who should live cutely and lovingly, but in the film they chase a group of villains and let them be their masters. Why make them serve the meanest of masters? Why can't they be given better masters?

Plus, the movie spoofs history. The book says that the dinosaurs that once dominated the earth died out because of climate change, but in the movie, the dinosaurs were burned to death by magma under the head of a minion. Napoleon, a famous general of a generation, was originally exiled to the island to die of old age after his defeat, but in the movie Napoleon was bombarded by the minions. Pretty shitty.

Of course, I found that there are some things we can learn from the film as well. For example, unity, if the Minions are not united, Kevin alone may not be able to row the boat, let alone find the owner. And courage, if Kevin didn't have enough courage to risk his life to find his master, the Minions would not survive, but gradually perish. In addition, I have to learn the language of the little yellow people, which is the sound of the gods.

All in all, this is a great movie, and I really want to watch it again.

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Extended Reading
  • Grant 2022-03-15 09:01:03

    The three minions have three different personalities and they are super cute

  • Frances 2022-03-24 09:01:33

    Since the "Transformers" series is a robot porn, maybe "Minions" can be called cute AV?

Minions quotes

  • [Bob gives Scarlet his crown]

    Scarlett Overkill: For me? Aww.

    Bob the Minion: Si, para tu. Bye-bye!

  • Stuart the Minion: [shoots a water tower with a gun]

    Walter Nelson: Okay, who did that?

    Kevin the Minion: Stuart, Stuart!

    Stuart the Minion: But, but...

    Walter Nelson: That was awesome!

    Stuart the Minion: Heh heh, thank you.