Okay, super boring movie to barely watch

Elliot 2022-04-21 09:01:43

After watching the trailer, I thought it would be interesting, but after watching the main film, I felt fooled. There are almost no so-called witches in the whole film, and only a few flying naked girls appeared at the end of the film. There is no CG special effects, and there is no horror atmosphere. When I see it, I don't understand what the director wants to express. To borrow the words from the movie review downstairs, the director has absolutely no idea what he is doing, well, I have absolutely no idea what I am watching. I would never pay to go to the cinema to watch such a boring movie!

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  • Kole 2022-03-21 09:01:38

    A horror film with classic beauty, rare formal aesthetics, Goya-style point light sources, textual costumes, accents and details of props, the performance of religious ceremonies and wicked is also full of dramatic tension, and the soundtrack is a choir-style thriller. Although the pace is slow, it is worth watching.

  • Irma 2022-04-22 07:01:07

    It would be perfect if it ended with the scene in the forest naked

The Witch quotes

  • Caleb: Mother, I've brought a book, will you look at it with me?

  • Thomasin: Black Phillip, I conjure thee to speak to me. Speak as thou dost speak to Jonas and Mercy. Dost thou understand my English tongue? Answer me.

    Black Phillip: What dost thou want?

    Thomasin: What canst thou give?

    Black Phillip: Wouldst thou like the taste of butter? A pretty dress? Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

    Thomasin: Yes.

    Black Phillip: Wouldst thou like to see the world?

    Thomasin: What will you from me?

    Black Phillip: Dost thou see a book before thee?... Remove thy shift.

    Thomasin: I cannot write my name.

    Black Phillip: I will guide thy hand.