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Okay, super boring movie to barely watch
Elliot 2022-04-21 09:01:43
After watching the trailer, I thought it would be interesting, but after watching the main film, I felt fooled. There are almost no so-called witches in the whole film, and only a few flying naked girls appeared at the end of the film. There is no CG special effects, and there is no horror atmosphere. When I see it, I don't understand what the director wants to express. To borrow the words from the movie review downstairs, the director has absolutely no idea what he is doing, well, I have absolutely no idea what I am watching. I would never pay to go to the cinema to watch such a boring movie!
Extended Reading
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[first lines]
William: [before the court] What went we out into this wilderness to find? Leaving our country, kindred, our fathers' houses? We have travailed a vast ocean. For what? For what?
Governor: We must ask thee to be silent!
William: Was it not for the pure and faithful dispensation of the Gospels, and the Kingdom of God?
Old Slater: No more! We are *your* judges, and not you ours!
William: I cannot be judged by false Christians, for I have done nothing, save preach Christ's true Gospel.
Governor: Must you continue to dishonor the laws of the commonwealth and the church with your prideful conceit?
William: If my conscience sees it fit.
Governor: Then shall you be banished out of this plantation's liberties!
William: I would be glad of it.
Governor: Then take your leave, and trouble us no further.
William: How sadly hath The Lord testified against you.
William: [turning to leave] Katherine...
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Thomasin: [walking gradually toward her sister] I be the witch of the wood.
Mercy: Liar! Liar!
Thomasin: I am.
Caleb: List' not to her, Mercy.
Thomasin: I am that very witch. When I sleep my spirit slips away from my body and dances naked with The Devil. That's how I signed his book.
Mercy: No!
Thomasin: He bade me bring him an unbaptized babe, so I stole Sam, and I gave him to my master. And I'll make any man or thing else vanish I like.