Mitsuha Miyamizu:
[while they are exchanging messages]
Guys will stare, so watch the skirt! These are basics for a girl!
Taki Tachibana:
Yeah... Whatever... Will you stop blowing my money on sweets?
Mitsuha Miyamizu:
It's going in your body! Besides, your job is such a pain... Lemme' celebrate!
Taki Tachibana:
Celebrate what? You got the easy crap! Braiding cords is impossible! All you gotta do is wait tables!
Mitsuha Miyamizu:
But you work waay too many shifts...
Taki Tachibana:
Because you keep wasting my money!
Mitsuha Miyamizu:
Went for coffee with Ms. Okudera on the way home! You two have a good thing goin'!
Taki Tachibana:
Mitsuha... Quit messing with my love life!
Mitsuha Miyamizu:
Look who's talking! I was on the way to school with Tessie and Saya the other day... And you know what happened? A girl came up and confessed to me!
Taki Tachibana:
It's not my fault... I can't help it! Besides, you're more popular when I'm you.
Mitsuha Miyamizu:
Ooh, look at you, Mr. Ladies Man! If you're so popular, why am I the one chatting up girls for you?
Taki Tachibana:
I never asked for your help! And if you're so confident in your matchmaking skills, get yourself a boyfriend, why don'tcha!
Mitsuha Miyamizu:
[while writing a word on her face]
I told you...
Taki Tachibana:
[while writing a word on his face]
I told you.
Taki Tachibana, Mitsuha Miyamizu:
I'm single because I wanna be!