A movie with a lot of flaws, but a great movie

Gloria 2022-04-20 09:01:31

There are all kinds of flaws in this film, but it's good to watch it at home, because while watching this film, I can keep ranting and hardly stop.

There are spoilers below, and it's extremely running. If you haven't seen it, you can turn off the

car at the beginning of the movie. The girl drives and reads text messages, so the flag is properly set up. Sure enough, the car fell off before turning a corner. Off the cliff.
Dwayne Johnson said that the last Super 7 cliff crash was not enjoyable, and this movie will do it again without even a helmet, and it will challenge the physical limit again. . Sure enough, this Forester is very awesome. After the fall, the thin A-pillar was unscathed, there was no room for intrusion, the girl was not stuck, and the seat belt was loosened, and she was still able to play with her mobile phone. . . Here is another flaw, the windows are all broken, the mobile phone does not fly out, and the emotional mobile phone is also strapped to the seat belt...

Then our protagonist Johnson came on stage, he told teammate A that the plane can only support 5 Minutes, but teammate A gently pretended that I only needed 3 minutes, which is equivalent to setting a flag for myself. It's
not so simple, teammate A almost got himself in. . Then I wanted to complain about Johnson pulling the car door with his bare hands. The car was already crumbling. Even if you were strong, the car would definitely fall if you pulled it like this. It seems that all this was arranged by the director.

Next is the old professor's line. The Asian boy ran over with a laptop excitedly and told the old professor that we should test our theory, and set up a flag for himself in an instant
. The old professor is responsible for supporting this sideline plot. You and him are sure that you want to be cannon fodder. No matter what, you have to pull a black man, and you can have a backing. . Sure enough, the Asian guy was washed away by the flood...

BTW, does Hoover Dam have a sense of sight. . Because there is such a dam in GTA San Andreas, the prototype is the Hoover Dam,

One more thing, when the old professor was demonstrating to the female reporter, he used a marker to scribble on the map, and he made a map unusable, which made people feel distressed. .


In addition, to digress, the old professor actually told others to hide under the table during the earthquake, not to mention whether it is feasible to hide the table, I just look at the thin layer of the tables Composite board, how can it stop the cement from falling? A slightly correct way to avoid risks should be the Triangle of Life demonstrated by Johnson later. But that method finds a load-bearing wall in a prefabricated concrete house, and it should be able to top it when it falls. Now the houses are all cast-in-place walls, and the floor slabs are not necessarily triangular or M-shaped. Maybe the whole floor slab comes down together. I remember that there was a post in Nutshell saying that the Triangle of Life is not reliable. Would it be safer to be near the beams of the building? I think staying away from buildings is the most reliable thing...

Then there is the family line, our female No. 1, Johnson's daughter, appeared, and the point here should be that this girl's breasts are so big! Sure enough, if there is a father, there must be a daughter!
Nice boobs!

At this time, Johnson's wife's boyfriend appeared. As soon as this person appeared, it indicated that he was going to fail. If you rob the protagonist of your wife, most of them will fail, and you may even get a lunch. He is actually a workaholic who doesn't even care about his children, and this is crazy in his daughter's mind.

In the company of the prospective stepfather, the second male son-in-law appeared. This son-in-law is upright and looks good. The only thing I want to complain about is his accent. After drinking water and selling cute, bloody hell finally told us that he wanted to play a role. British, but your accent doesn't sound British at all, and then our male number three - Walnut Crusher Bear Kid Ray... oh no, Ollie - fucks real British Accents come in. And he hit the nail on the head as soon as he came, and he hit the nail on the head. He was really a good boy. Knowing that his brother was going to interview, he came to help him get the boss's daughter. . The good-hearted chicken is so good at Bichi~ The wolf family will not be destroyed so badly like you! ! ! (Wrong)

Later, when everyone was doing their own thing, the earthquake came. Johnson's wife is making an appointment with someone who is suspected to be her new boyfriend's ex-wife (I read it twice here, I guess they are in this relationship, please correct me.) The prospective stepfather ran away in fright after being crushed by a shoe Well, you don't hold the protagonist's family's thighs tightly, but abandon them and set up the flag properly.

Johnson is really a standard Hollywood hero. Hearing that his wife had an accident, he drove a public plane and turned around to save his wife. And it's not that the plane is broken and needs to be repaired, but it can still be rescued. It seems that it is actually a foreign worker. During the process of saving my wife, we saw the implanted advertisement of Citibank, a building that was collapsing.
After his wife was rescued, the plane crashed, so he naturally stole a stolen car. As expected of the Jagged Uncle, he drives a Dodge Ram, and if he steals a car, he also chooses a Ford Raptor. The thief didn't want to give up the car, so he dared to point a gun at this man who was taller than him with tattoos. The direct consequence was that he was killed in seconds, and he even gave the gun to Johnson. After stealing a car, Johnson felt that it was not enough, and he continued to board other people's planes and other people's boats, and traveled all over the land, land and air. When the two were skydiving, the wife thought her husband was posing with her. In fact, he was adjusting his sliding attitude. This is the visual sense of GTA San Andreas. Remember the flight school skydiving mission?

The information left by the prospective stepfather before he ran away led the son-in-law to find the trapped girl. He was witty and did not forget to take off his suit when he was doing heavy work. He was so focused on appearance that his shirt was clean during the earthquake. Jing... After she was rescued, the female No. 1 began to pretend to be coercive. She admired the male No. 2. Even her younger brother agreed to her idea and went with her. Who called her dad the rescue king? This coercion She is set! Among them, the second male once climbed into an old car and looked into the distance. This car is too familiar, does it? Admiral in GTAVC, Mercedes-Benz 280CE 1980.
Then the building next to it collapsed, and the heroine hid behind a Saab95 that had been deducted. This car was discontinued, and everyone who knew it said yes, um..


Back to the plot, Johnson was finally in the stadium By the way, I rescued the hard-working passers-by, and then took the boat to play tsunami surfing. In fact, the special effects of this section are very good. Hollywood once again destroyed the Golden Gate Bridge, and the prospective stepfather with flags on his head finally went well. brought.


The threesome on my daughter's side went to the building of the prospective stepfather. I found that the rush of work of the Meidi Building was a bit exaggerated. There's even bottled water. .

In the end, the two lines of Johnson and his daughter finally converged, and the daughter was submerged. Actually, I am not very nervous. Must have the halo of the protagonist, right? It's just that his wife is too sturdy. She hits the glass wall directly with the boat. Is the woman more aggressive than the man? Sure enough, Johnson rescued his daughter. The film ended with the American Empire's tragic failure of the masses and the happy reunion of the family.

At the end of the whole play

, I wrote so much, all of which are broken thoughts and complaints, but after complaining, I think this is still a movie worth watching. After Arnold is old, Johnson is the hottest man in Hollywood. This film is quite suitable. His play, the special effects are great, and the melody is more thematic. btw I also want biceps like Johnson and Captain America! ~
The feeling of being able to protect your family with ease has nothing to do with it! !


Finally, I have to thank my classmates who have the patience to read it~ I'm so stupid~

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San Andreas quotes

  • Lawrence Hayes: OK, who wants an "A" in independent study? I'm starting a new class: "how to save lives by hacking media outlets".

    Stoner: Hell yeah man, I'm in.

    Lawrence Hayes: Sweet bro. Get your laptop, let's go.

  • Ben Taylor: [to Blake that trap inside of a vehicle] There's not a chance in hell we're leaving you in there.