Did you turn yourself into a zombie?

Winston 2022-04-21 09:01:39

Zombies fell in love with a human girl, and ate her boyfriend's brain... tui! This male protagonist is a disgrace to the zombie world! If I were like him, I would never have fallen in love with one human girl, I would have fallen in love with many, many human girls! But there is one thing to say, when the human brain contains childhood, youth and sexuality, and most importantly, it can still feel alive, then there seems to be a very reasonable explanation for why zombies love to eat human brains. This script is... awesome! excellent! Full of creativity! I really want to eat this writer's brain! In order to clean up the zombies, I got another batch of skeletons. I... Without the setting of the skeletons, I might still think this is a good nonsensical spoof movie. With this setting, I feel disgusting, I can accept it Anything is whimsical, but as long as it makes me smell a bit of a bitch and stand up, I will vomit. But from the point of view of estrus alone, the other kind of romance in this ghost movie is quite interesting. Sure enough, the estrus of human beings is endless. You can estrus anything, even if you become a zombie, the screenwriter thinks that the zombies still have to estrus. The only bad thing is those skeleton corpses. We zombies are still very cute. Can you fall in love with a zombie that ate your boyfriend's (girlfriend's) brain? The writers tell you that this is possible. Zombies, you can use uncontrollable and a pile of skeletons to wash the white, what about the heroine? What do you use to whiten? NT screenwriter! Such a heroine, you say she is a person? She is more zombie than zombie! It is even scarier than the skeleton corpse, because the skeleton corpse has a basic goal and principle (firm cannibalism, and can never forgive those two or five zombies who betrayed the class because of estrus), and the heroine does not even have a principle! (Kill the person she loves and then you can let her live, and she will fall in love with you. That's it? The theme is love?) If the sequel is - the zombie male protagonist is killed by the witcher, and then the female The Lord survived, and the heroine fell in love with this witcher again. Those who gave good reviews, I will ask you, do you vomit? (As an aside, I originally watched this movie as a spoof for nonsense, I have no problem with it, but it has to bitch and stand up again, I just... spit!)

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Warm Bodies quotes

  • R: [voice-over] They call these guys Bonies. They don't bother us much, but they'll eat anything with a heartbeat. I mean, I will too, but at least I'm conflicted about it.

  • R: [voice-over] Don't be creepy. Don't be creepy. Don't be creepy.

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