BBC version of the dialogue collection of some jokes

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Jane: I just want to marry the one I love.
Lizzy: You will... Just pay attention to falling in love with rich people.

Lizzy: I will get married unless I meet someone I love very much... So I will become an old maiden, teach your ten children to embroider and play a bad piano.

Mrs Bennet: That's Darcy. He has a lot of money and a big manor in Derbyshire... Is he the most handsome man you have ever seen?
Lizzy: If Darcy is not so rich, is he still so handsome?

Miss Bingley: I heard that Elizabeth Bennet is a famous local beauty. What do you think, Darcy?
Darcy: Then her mother is a wise man.

Sir Lucas: It's so fun for young people to dance, Mr. Darcy. Dancing is an advanced pastime in every upper class.
Darcy: It's the same with the low society, sir. Every savage can dance.

Mr Bennet: We are so mediocre, but we can proudly claim that we have two of the stupidest daughters in the country.

Mr Bingley: Let’s have some music, Caroline, I don’t know if you look good... Ah, Miss Mary Bennet, so you are ready...
(A few minutes later, there is a scene where Mary is singing inside, and the coachman’s dog outside starts to be proud Called...)

Kitty: Mary sings very hard.
lizzy: Yeah, but she has to sing.
kitty: And Mr. Collins trampled on my skirt.

Mrs Bennet: I can't see Charlotte becoming the hostess of this house in the future, taking my place!
Mr Bennet: Be optimistic, dear, maybe I will live longer than you.

Sir Lucas: They are all good girls, especially the eldest two...Of course, the three younger sisters are also very good.
Mr Bennet: They will never miss their dance partners... and they are also the three stupidest girls in the UK.

Charlotte: My father and sister are coming to visit me in March, can you come with them? I promise you will receive a warm reception like a family.
Lizzy: Then why am I embarrassed to refuse? But you must make sure to give me a glimpse of the famous mantelpiece of Rossings Manor.
Charlotte: I promise you won't miss it... It's hard to see it or not.

Charlotte: Beauty is not the only advantage. As far as I know, she just inherited ten thousand pounds.
Mrs Gardiner: This is an out-and-out advantage.

Lizzy: My sisters don't understand a truth-handsome men also have to eat.

Charlotte: I encourage my husband to stay in the garden more.
Lizzy: That's great. Exercise is good for your health.
Charlotte: Yeah, and he goes to Rosings Manor every day.
Lizzy: So often! is this necessary?
Charlotte: No. But I still encourage him to go every day.

Maria: Lizzy! Come and see!
Lizzy: That's it? I thought the pig came to the yard, but it was only Lady Catherine who came.

Mr Collins: With such a shocking thing happening, it may be more comforting to know that Lingmei passed away. In this way, you will have to toss in the future. Her reputation will affect all her sisters. Who would marry a girl from such a family? ...In my opinion, her licentious behavior is due to her nature...No matter who indulged her in this way, I hope you will live in sorrow and change.

Mr Collins: As the wife said, who would marry someone like this?
Lizzy: You are right. In that case, you also go quickly.

Jane: I will pour a cup of tea for my mother.
Mr Bennet: Is she still upstairs? Very good, but still polite in misfortune... We have said that next time I will change to me wearing pajamas in the study, and try my best to make trouble for others... Maybe I should wait until Kitty elopes with someone else.

Mr Bennet: I originally planned to have a son, and I can take care of you after I die. However, it was too late for us to save money. If I take good care of you, I won't attract the most sordid son-in-law in Britain. Now that the marriage is done, it saves Lydia's living expenses and pocket money. I spend at most ten yuan a year.

Mr Bennet: My dear, I believe that your little girl can also find a friend as stupid as her in Newcastle. Anyway, she has the ability to make fools everywhere.

Jane: Lizzy, seriously, how long have you fallen in love with him?
Lizzy: I don't know, but I believe it must be from the moment I saw his beautiful manor.

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Pride and Prejudice quotes

  • Kitty Bennet: I thought Mary sang very ill.

    Elizabeth Bennet: Yes, poor Mary. But she is determined to do it.

  • Mr. Bennet: Til you or your sister Jane return, I shall not hear two words of sense spoken together.