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Duncan 2022-04-20 09:01:24

Brain disabled screenwriter + idiot director + errant actor = a naked bad movie.
I really can't control my complaining heart, people who say this movie is good, I don't care about you, because how can you have an aesthetic level in your life who grew up in a bad movie?
The beginning of the complaints: 1 The two robbers at the beginning of the film appeared so domineering, I thought it was a Quentin-style circular narrative structure and a Western-style film like the Coen brothers. Seconds, oh my god. It was soy sauce.
2. The one-eyed dragon led the two younger brothers to die directly, and they made a lot of fanfare to step on the spot. They seem to have a gentlemanly demeanor.
3 When our awesome protagonist saw the awesome Chrysler 300c walking towards his house, he even took the 11th way (walking and running) to rescue his wife and children, and the 11th also had a flat tire (the foot passed a knife).
4 The protagonist, his wife, vomited continuously after knowing that her husband had killed people before. She went to the bathroom to buckle her throat. If she wanted to vomit, she should have vomited early. When the restaurant killed the robbers, she should have vomited.
5. The protagonist's mother son is a real bully, and he directly upgrades the congestion, not only killing school bullies, but also bursting one-eyed dragons alone. God's evolution.
6 Do you know how the last boss died? Because he couldn't open the door, he was busy taking out the keys, blinding my aluminum-magnesium alloy eyes. As soon as the big boss sees the protagonist, he will make a base, and then meet each other and kiss his face. If he doesn't die, he will be sorry for the audience.
At the end of 7, our protagonist, Uncle Vigo, also gave us a light on his muscleless upper body.
It is a third-rate movie with no logic and unreasonable action, fighting fake bullets and powerless, will you watch it? In line with the principle of watching the film from beginning to end, I finished it gorgeously, and pity me for an hour and a half. Is it okay to see Akiho Yoshizawa?

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Extended Reading
  • Mervin 2022-03-20 09:01:26

    Four and a half stars,

  • Roger 2022-03-22 09:01:26

    When I came to Beijing a few years ago, I happened to live in Xiaoxitian and watched this and a World War II children's film. That was the first time I knew about the museum.

A History of Violence quotes

  • [Edie asks Tom about where the name 'Stall' came from]

    Edie Stall: So... you didn't grow up in Portland. And you never talk about your adopted parents because you don't have any! And our name... Jesus Christ, my name. Jack's name. Sarah's name? Stall? Tom Stall? Did you just make that up? Where did that name come from?

    Tom Stall: I mean... It was available.

    Edie Stall: Yeah. I guess I was available, too.

  • [Joey sees Richie for the first time again]

    Richie Cusack: Can you believe that place is still standing, 'The Track and Turf'? Didn't you bang Jill Levy there right on the bar in front of everybody?

    Tom Stall: I never banged Jill Levy.

    Richie Cusack: Well, you should've. She was... She was something.