There is something that comes once a month, there is something that comes once a year

Kiana 2022-04-21 09:01:38

The following is a quote from a self-study student’s impassioned rant, which is very happy, and reprinted:

“I admit that I am mentally retarded, because I bought a ticket to buy a big bucket of popcorn with “Dawn” printed on it and went to the cinema openly, and I didn’t sleep for a minute. I read it. But I also have my reasons. This thing is like the Spring Festival Gala. Everyone knows

that it affects digestion. The coaches are all imperialist belly button aesthetics? The cheeks are so square that my eyes hurt, the big head cake face is lying on the nose, the black eyes are hanging up, the mouth is rotten, the teeth are red and I don't wash my hair, this guy is a transformation Voldemort in the middle of nowhere! Where is he handsome, bastard!!

Besides, the heroine. Well, classmates are good-looking, but you can't wear a Kev rolling pin expression every day just because your surname is Ke! The winking look when you got married, I I didn't know whether you wanted to marry or not even after searching your stomach and belly!!! Panting, blinking, swallowing, drooling, pulling your hair and playing it on a loop, Miss, are you thinking of you as a card

? I know that you look so sweet, but it’s not your fault to always act with a constipated expression. Undress more and less frown, love life and stay away from the rolling pin, this is the way to survive.

Finally, complain about the plot, oh, this part is full It's overflowing.

The world has really changed. Everyone loves a Bella, who is unsure of what to do with a brain and a paralyzed face. Did she stab a voodoo doll behind her back? Bella Dehua was unhappy in her sex life after marriage. Dehua's mentally overwhelmed physical expression made Bella pregnant. Where did you put the face of the infertility hospital? Bella After being pregnant, she was like Tutankhamun with the cloth strips removed. Did she tell us that Dehwa and her are true love? He clearly said that he was going to die, but after being bitten a few times, he came back to life, dear, don't you feel embarrassed yourself? The lines are always "Don't die, I'll die if you die" or "Don't do this, don't do this", have you passed the fourth grade of college English? If it is Japanese dubbing, wouldn't it be the whole story "Yah buy a disc"?

Finally In the end, why should such a disgusting film have the beauty of Hoho Rio!!!!”

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Extended Reading
  • Godfrey 2022-03-22 09:01:30

    A story that could be told in ten minutes dragged on for two hours, it's hard to imagine how bad the lower part is...

  • Magnus 2022-03-23 09:01:34

    This Nima! Do you dare to slow down the plot? The first hour was about marriage and dissatisfaction with Sister Bella, and the next hour was about how to give birth to a baby! The same is true of the fetuses growing so fast. You can see that Prometheus cut the deformed shape in minutes. This dragged on... Also, I always thought Edward looked familiar when he smiled, but I can't remember which one, this kind of obsessive-compulsive disorder. I couldn't even watch it because of my obsession, and then I had an epiphany - Brother Zeng!

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 quotes

  • Rosalie Hale: [answers phone] Hello?

    Bella Swan: Rosalie.

    Rosalie Hale: Bella? What's going on?

    Bella Swan: I need your help.

  • Edward Cullen: Jacob, I need to talk to you.

    Jacob Black: I always knew you'd destroy her.

    Edward Cullen: She thinks Carlisle can turn her at the last minute, like he did for me and Esme.

    Jacob Black: Can he?

    Edward Cullen: Probability is slight. And if her heart fails.

    [pauses]

    Edward Cullen: Look, Jacob, I need you to do something for me. For her. You have a connection with her that I'll never understand. Maybe you could talk to her, change her mind. You can keep her alive.

    Jacob Black: And if I can't?

    Edward Cullen: If she dies you get what you always wanted. To kill me.