All good movies are "stuffy", but bad movies are forced

Robb 2022-04-20 09:01:30

In fact, this article should have been published as soon as I finished reading "Key No. 4". Because my thinking was too erratic and delayed, it has been occupying the position of an icon on the desktop, which is not pleasing to the eye. Strictly speaking, this is not a movie review, it should be regarded as "three" movie reviews, because it involves the three movies that I have watched recently, it is not well written, please bear with me.



After watching the film "Key No. 4", you can roughly guess the brilliant attempt of the film director and producer to continue the two campus series of "Harry Potter" and "Twilight".



At present, "Harry Potter" has come to a successful conclusion, leaving only rewatches and memories. The "Twilight" series will also come to an end next year. Two series of movies based on classic novels, two completely different The stories all happened on campus by chance: one is the encounters of a cute boy who is full of yearning for the magical world, the other is the poignant love between werewolves, vampires and humans, and the two stories have the "student spirit" innocence. It is vivid in retrospect. Who has never been a student? Who can't remember? ! This deep empathy impresses the audience quite deeply. What the two films have in common is that they are not pretentious. With the development of the story, the feelings between the characters change accordingly. The frowns and smiles are carefully crafted, and

the audience will never see inappropriate crying and laughing. Appropriate Simple and meaningful dialogues are used to wake up the audience and deepen the audience's understanding of the story; in the face of difficulties, the protagonist does not succeed in one go, but explores slowly, allowing the audience to see the growth of the characters and mobilize them. emotion. Such a wonderful movie, after watching it over and over again, I still enjoy it with relish.





However, "Key No. 4" is not. Not to mention whether the male protagonist is handsome or not, the place where the story takes place is also selected in the school, let's take a look at who there are. One is a foreign visitor with superpowers, the other is a "little bully" who forms gangs to bully the weak and fear the tough, the other is a school girl who is admired by everyone, and the other is a "nerd" who is weak and bullied. Such characters encountered in school, An idiot can guess what's going to happen! The screenwriter really doesn't understand what people who walk out of the school think, and the hero saving the beauty is not the whole story in the school. Even if a screenwriter can't create something beautiful, he won't destroy something beautiful with his own hands. Let's talk about the plot, the male pig's feet who were chased by the enemy's family and hid everywhere have to be reminiscent of the migration in "Twilight"

In the vampire family, the two male pig's feet look about the same age, but the fourth is obviously double the number two. They don't want to live under the guardian's wings, but they have to run into the woods to be handsome. It can be seen that choosing the right person is important for a movie How important it is; the guardian also neglected his duties and did not give him sufficient guidance, but a single closure and order, although he died in the end, he had to say that he had to reap the consequences; let's talk about the hot girl that otakus are concerned about, sarah At first it looked pretty good, taking pictures, visiting haunted houses, very normal hobbies, until the second half of No. 6's half-way killing general came out, the kung fu seemed to be no worse than No. 4, and Sarah was simply weak. The only thing left is to run away and not fight side by side; in the end, No. 4 and No. 6 drive to rescue the remaining few, looking in the rearview mirror,,, I'll rub it, screenwriter, what are you thinking? ! ! ! It's strange that such an ending doesn't teach people to yell at you! ! ! Stop dreaming about making a sequel! Even if the important No. 5 and the No. 8 decisive victory are made, I don't even look at it!



A few days later, I watched "Captain America" ​​again, and I felt bitterness in my stomach: This is the first time an American movie has disappointed me so much. Although this film combines a bit of history, and also brings Iron Man his father, with a muscle and a powerful shield and the courage of unknown origin, the captain can be said to be a cool walk, and finally fell asleep for 70 years and missed the lover of his dreams , It's just pretending to be cool, and I don't let others know that I hurt myself. Captain American and American Spirit are more than a thousand miles apart!





Later, when I wanted to find some solace in the domestic summer program, I watched "Legend of Rabbit Man". If you don't bite the bullet and watch it, you really don't know what's wrong with domestic movies. It is inevitable that compared with "Kung Fu Panda", the technical gap is definitely huge, and the picture production, scene switching, details, etc. are omitted. After all, this is not to catch up. There is a character "Xia" in the name of the movie, which is destined to have a deep connection with the chivalry in traditional Chinese culture, but after watching this movie, you will find that this rabbit man is simply a club! A pair of big ears and a big face, with a pair of small eyes, the nose and mouth are out of proportion with the face plate, this image itself is not cute, it can be said that it looks like a fried cake, how can it win the love of the Chinese audience? The second is the dubbing. I am very puzzled, why did I choose Fan Wei?

, Yan Ni, Zhang Yishan, Xu Zheng? Fan Wei's voice sounds funny, the voice is easy to identify, and it ruins the role of Rabbit Man; there is also the plot arrangement, the roles of the two robbers with green face and fangs are redundant, and the audience does not see that Rabbit Er is at all. How did he grow from selling fried cakes to being a knight, until the end, Rabbit Er still thinks he can't kung fu, which is obviously unreasonable; The backward concept of martial arts: a foolish boy was taught a martial arts by an expert by chance and fulfilled his last wish. This old-fashioned story that has long been abandoned by martial arts novels did not expect to appear in the cinema. It can be said that no one in the Rabbit Man crew knows martial arts at all, so they created a club. The Panda as the villain may be the crew's consideration for Kung Fu Panda, but why did they draw it as a bear pretending to be a panda? It's puzzling. To tell the truth, it is acceptable for Chinese movie fans to accept that an animated film like this has poor pictures, rough details, and not so dazzling actions. The skills are inferior to others. However, you can't pretend to understand, spread the word in the name of a nation, and in the end let us have a fun time.



The three movies are indeed very torturous. In foreign countries, it is impossible to pretend to be a knight. In China, it is not okay to pretend to be a knight. Good movies need to be polished and learned, and bad movies can only be earned and shouted.

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  • Krystel 2022-03-23 09:01:34

    When did Hollywood fall in love with this kind of film with no beginning and no end?

  • Marcel 2022-04-23 07:01:36

    The logic is not strong~ and it is a teenager who saves the world...

I Am Number Four quotes

  • John: This is the part I hate the most. The running.

  • John: My hands light up like road flares, and you call that a gift?