80 minutes of boredom, 20 minutes of climax, standard 2/8 principle movie

Trevor 2022-04-19 09:01:38

Generally, I am lazy to write more than 10 movie reviews.

I didn't expect that this film, which is infinitely close to a B-grade film, can also attract so much attention, and it can also be released in the mainland. All I can say is shock.

For this film, the first 1 hour and 20 minutes are two episodes of procrastinating and cumbersome American drama to watch so-so, and various routines are typical b-level film foreshadowing. Since I have seen a little more youth campus horror movies, I saw the previous small bridges are exciting one after another. But after all, it's a bad movie, and few would appreciate it so much.

For the climax part at the back, a god-like woman suddenly appeared, and she also needed the male protagonist's electric light hand to hit her chest to gain energy. This is the only bright spot of the whole film's setting, and the rest are clichés.

The plot is far from full, the stunts are unsatisfactory, the actors are very good, the protagonist in the zombie movie and the one who was bitten to death are all good, all of them have big breasts. After "Twilight" came out, I like to take this route. The front is boring and the actors look good. After dawdling until the end of 20 minutes, I started to make two random moves, and a few small soldiers fell to the ground and ended, oh ~ Go watch "Zombie Rising", that one looks much better.

In the end, the protagonist and the younger brother were driving a car, and the second female was driving a motorcycle on the highway. This scene is very familiar. 20 years ago, when I was 7 years old, I watched a B-grade movie whose name I forgot, and it was filmed like this. ~

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Extended Reading
  • Eli 2022-04-24 07:01:04

    Indeed, a 4 out of 10 would be enough of a face, it seems that the producers have a lot of foresight.

  • Josefina 2022-03-23 09:01:34

    Not bad youth idol drama, waiting for the sequel

I Am Number Four quotes

  • Frank: [Mogadorians enter] OK, so I called you like you said. I mean, it's not my fault they got... I mean we held up our end. We're still in? The whole new world order thing?

    Mogadorian Commander: [laughing] The Locator. Where is it?

    Frank: Ok, all he had was a knife and that rock and I put it...

    [points, realizes that it's not there]

    Frank: It was over there, man.

    Mogadorian Commander: "It was over there, man." But it's not there now.

    Mogadorian: [In Mogadorian] I picked up a scent.

    Mogadorian Commander: [Inhales, In Mogadorian] Number Four is very close.

    [In English, laughing, pulls up stool closer to Frank and Bret with Comic Book in hand]

    Mogadorian Commander: Cartoons for Children. Where I'm from, men have to work.

    Frank: Look, I'll work hard.

    Mogadorian Commander: The disregard that so many of you have for practical matters, it's beautiful.

    [laughs]

    Mogadorian Commander: I think we should have some fun, huh? "Gadgets" we call them. "Toys for boys" I have a gadget

    [Holds up small round ball, presses on it, spikes come up and spin rapidly]

    Mogadorian Commander: Would you like to play with it?

    Frank: Uh, no, no, I...

    [Starts to rise]

    Mogadorian Commander: [Mog holds him down and forces Frank's mouth open] IT WANTS TO PLAY WITH YOU!

    [Drops ball in Frank's mouth. Frank Groans]

  • Mogadorian Commander: An alcohol-fueled young guy like you, healthy and well-fed.

    [hits his stomach]

    Mogadorian Commander: I bet you watch a lot of television, don't you? Do you? Do you?

    Mark James: [whimpering] Yeah.

    Mogadorian Commander: Yeah. In this situation here, you're probably thinking, "Maybe I could save the day. Maybe I could be the hero," but I say... don't do that.

    [to a whisper]

    Mogadorian Commander: Okay?