'Ice Age 3': There shouldn't be a movie review at all!

Jeffry 2022-04-19 09:01:36

One day, an old man was really bored and decided to go to the mall to buy something and experience the pleasure of being a god, but he never made up his mind about what to buy.

So he wandered aimlessly in a shopping mall, and suddenly he found that the children's area that he had never been in was crowded with people, very lively, and his strong curiosity and Ge You's restaurant theory (I believe in the masses!) drove him to take a look, hope Can discover new continents, buy something. The moment he walked into the children's area, one of the waiters in it gave him a light glance with a strange look, just such a smile and a secret gesture that no one else noticed, and of course it didn't arouse the god's anger. Notice.

But the waiter wrote this sentence in his heart, "What is a big man visiting here? A waste of time!" There are waiters in the children's area, and like God, they all come to buy things; but they are different, they are the parents of the children. This god spent a long time shopping in the children's area and couldn't find any products that he was satisfied with, so he was furious, walked out of the children's area in a hurry and returned to his small circle of life. No, the things sold inside are useless, so don't go there to buy things in the future!


This is a small story I wrote by the way after seeing some reviews about Ice Age 3.

Do you understand it? An adult has no right to make irresponsible remarks about a children's movie!



In fact, this movie should not have a film review, or should not have a first-person film review. Because the real audience of this movie is those children under 15 years old, they will not have the will to write movie reviews, and they are unwilling to write homework during the summer vacation. During the summer vacation, Jia Junpeng goes out every day to play games with his friends. , even if you hear "Jia Junpeng, your mother told you to go home for dinner!" You will not go home. Those who wrote movie reviews saying that the movie is good or not is not very meaningful, because a big man and his friends said that the children's products in the shopping mall are not easy to use. As a person with independent thinking ability, he will not believe it at all. Yes, the persuasiveness is very low.

Even if the movie reviews you wrote are reprinted by various websites, it is useless to have a high click-through rate, because little friends will not read the articles you wrote, and these articles can only coax your IQ to be low. Rain, adults who like to smoke hilarious. The little friends were able to get in touch with the movie through various forms of advertisements and comparisons and conversations between the little friends.

Also, most of the so-called "film critics" who are active in major websites and newspapers are those born in the late 1970s or 1980s, who have just gotten married. Even if they have children, they are not old enough to enter the cinema. In fact, more film critics In the process of being in love, this group rarely has access to 10- to 15-year-old friends. They have no idea what kind of movies children of this age like to watch. There is a generation gap between them. .

How about this movie? You can probably find the answer in the expressions on the faces of the children during the movie screenings and the content of their comparisons.

Song Xuxin

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Extended Reading
  • Daryl 2022-04-23 07:01:33

    Loved the Ice Age series and this episode was hilarious too

  • Micheal 2022-03-19 09:01:04

    Under the cruel natural conditions, there is a harmonious relationship between animals, and the little dinosaurs are also cute.

Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs quotes

  • Buck: The Buck stops here!

  • Diego: [to Manny, about possibly staying] This is my kind of place.

    Buck: [Pick up a rock like it's a cellphone] Hello? No... No I can't really talk right now... Going to retrive a dead sloth. No, I know. They're following ME! Yeah, and they think I'M crazy! O-Okay... We're going into the Chasm of Death, I'm going to lose you. Yeah. O-Okay.

    [quietly]

    Buck: I... I love you too. Goodbye... Goodbye!

    [throws the rock aside]

    Buck: Let's get a move on, shall we?

    Manny: [to Diego] That'll be YOU in three weeks.