I actually watched Twilight oh no - not even a bad movie

Murray 2022-04-23 07:01:35

Under the instigation, I watched three Twilight at a time. . There is no content, no theme, no logic, no gods, no horses, female pig horns with depression, male pig feet with obsessive-compulsive disorder, and always struggle with "to bite or not to bite" and can't get any results. The inexplicable male and female pig's feet looked at each other affectionately in the sea of ​​purple flowers, and finally developed to edward. As soon as Bella frowned, I wanted to laugh. The most funny thing is the vampire's dress: Gothic + mix and match + color contact lenses, which were borrowed from the circus Clothing? It's hard for the actors to put on a cold expression and not be able to laugh out loud.

If it wasn't for the werewolf always appearing in the form of a muscular fruit man to stimulate my nerves, my sister would have fallen asleep. Decisively think that Jacob is a little beet, little beet + muscle fruit man + healing system Zhengtai + sister and brother control + motorcycle man + werewolf = Jacob, fantastic!! It turns out that muscle fruit men can also be very beautiful.

What a beautiful and joyful movie this is, just like the long yellow nails on the little finger when the teacher Si Xiu, who looks exactly like Liu Yiwei

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The Twilight Saga: Eclipse quotes

  • Rosalie Hale: [hearing Bella coming towards her] Go blather to someone else about the joys of becoming a newborn.

    Bella Swan: [stops; eventually continues towards Rosalie] Ok. Rosalie, I don't understand what I did to make you hate me so much.

    Rosalie Hale: [softly] Hate...

    [smiles sadly, shakes her head; looks at Bella]

    Rosalie Hale: I don't hate you.

    [pause; looking back outside]

    Rosalie Hale: I don't particularly *like* you but...

    [looking down]

    Rosalie Hale: Bella, I envy you.

    Bella Swan: [surprised; barely a whisper] What?

    [beat]

    Bella Swan: That's ridiculous.

    Rosalie Hale: No it's not. You have a choice. I didn't. None of us did. But you do and you're choosing wrong! I don't care how miserable your human life is.

    Bella Swan: My life is not miserable.

    [comes up to her side, leaning on the railing, looking out]

    Bella Swan: I mean, it's not perfect; but nobody's life is perfect.

    Rosalie Hale: Mine was

    [beat]

    Rosalie Hale: absolutely perfect.

  • Edward Cullen: After a few decades, everyone you know will be dead. Problem Solved.