At first, the captain ran over to talk about peace.... The
gift is a weapon.... I feel a little dazed when I talk about it...
This buddy put it in the Three Kingdoms Here, eloquence is a negative number!
If you don't agree, break it up!
Seeing alien monsters rushing over.... The captain is still very calm.... It turns out that there is a very cute height difference.... There is also a very sophisticated way of escape....
Then I saw two old men in bulabula, talking about the empty life,
I think it may be that the director expected the premiere to be bursting, the traffic was bad, leave a little time for the latecomers! (Director: Watch the movie carefully, don’t think about it!)
Then I saw the panoramic view of the spaceship and thought, this is a 50% special effect! It looks so small...
Maybe the director penetrated my heart and brought the spaceship back to the base, well, this special effect is not only fifty cents...
Everyone got off the spaceship laughing and laughing... Why was the Japanese pilot who was picked up by a man and his Daughter... Isn't this painting style festival supposed to be British? Is it because of Brexit...they don't have their role?
Then, a beautiful alien girl came for help! Of course, she looks more like an octopus ball! I'm hungry looking at it!
I can think of it with my toes, this is a trap... (Director: You're enough, or let me make it up)
Then the Enterprise rushed over... The
Enterprise wandered in front of the trap and saw an unknown object ...... But the captain still has a peaceful mind, waiting for them to come to the front and set up the formation... Captain, are you the reincarnation of Song Xianggong?
The Enterprise has basically zero defensive firepower... What about the legendary defensive shield? It seems to have landed on the base... The
captain suddenly remembered that in the early years of Beijing Deyun Society, he heard a word from a wise teacher Guo Degang: I have a dream, put the plane in reverse gear!
Damn it! Why is our spaceship not in reverse gear? Ah ah ah ah
and then everyone fell to the ground! I also changed clothes in the escape pod, so pay attention!
Since ancient times, villains have always treated prisoners with preferential treatment, only arresting but not killing them, but when good people get the chance, they will throw their swords down when facing bad people! Who is a good person and who is a bad person (Director: Don't force it, take your time!)
At the critical moment, the cute god pegg came out, with a harmless face, captured the heart of the albinos sashimi girl!
At this time, three burly men came out and said to the albino girl with a smile: "Flower girl dripping oil... I'm sorry, this was made up by my brain, I've watched too many anti-Japanese dramas... In the
movie, it's an albino girl. Facing the three burly men, he said: You thought you were the only one, but looking at my grandson, he pulled two hairs and blew it, and turned into three people!
The whole fight was very tense, but Pegg, the goddess of cuteness, succeeded in stealing the show...
Here, the captain and his little brother also landed. As soon as they landed, they took out their mobile phones to play Pokemon GO
, a flip phone, with the fleet's logo, and the whole Motorola A1X00 series!
At this time, everyone realized that the stone that I wanted to give away at the beginning seemed to be quite awesome...
Go back to find the stone... The octopus ball girl has betrayed at this time...
But our brave captain has long known... His little brother At this time, I asked the same question as me: when did you know? Why didn't you tell me sooner!
Captain... The director won't let me!
Then everyone met at the albinism girl's house...
Then he played cards according to the routine, and discussed rescuing his teammates...
Finally, Pointy Ear had to tell the secret in his heart...
The gift he gave to his girlfriend was not only a tracker, but also radioactive... ..Actually, brother, why don't you give me an iPhone? It can be positioned, and it also comes with electromagnetic waves!
The albino girl started to get emotional. Considering that the captain's eloquence was negative, Pegg went to perform the negotiation mission this time.
Over there, at the alien base... it's actually a big bee farm...
The alien boss found out that the octopus balls were hiding his own stones. He was very unhappy. He was going to get an octopus BBQ, but the heat was not well controlled, and it was vaporized.... (Nothing to eat, unhappy!)
Then, I Understood, this alien is similar to the white bone spirit. It needs to suck a few living people to collect yin and replenish yang.... (Director: Do you understand? Did you answer your question? It's alright, don't force it! In order to block your mouth, I've seen Journey to the West!)
So, if you have nothing to do, you have to catch a bunch of living people, which is similar to the feeling of buying a case of Coke in summer.
This time, the buddies decided to play the big game and directly occupy the Coke factory....Attack the captain's base... Of course, our brave captain went to rescue the base
in the spirit of having no conditions and creating conditions.
The protection ability is slightly better, but basically there is no.... There is no way for a
strong attack, you can only outsmart it! The great alien supporting cast will definitely leave us with a bug, always!
The brave captain (as well as the director) remembered that he had seen Independence Day 1, and he thought about it and learned from it... Then they found that playing music on the mobile phone can interfere with the communication of
the alien spaceship....
Starship communication basically relies on shouting, and the captain uses a high-power horn to overwhelm them!
However, in theory, there is no air in space, and sound cannot be transmitted! Taiwan director elementary school general knowledge class is probably busy picking up girls? (Director: You can make it up)
Then, they found out...the so-called alien is a crazy earth captain... This echoes the two old men in front of me... If you succeed in one thing for too long, you will lose yourself.... Seeing this, I think of our chairman of braised pork (Director: I am not really sent by China Resources...)
PS: To put it simply, the plot is simple, the special effects Not bad, it's actually a Chinese director, a decent summer popcorn movie.
View more about Star Trek Beyond reviews
