In fact, this film can be summarized as follows. If you want to watch LZ Danbian carefully, please read it down. If you don’t want to watch it, you can solve it after watching the first part.
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First half:
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|Kojima Island| Piranha Piranha
|Small Island| ←↓ Swimming over
|Small Island|
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the second half:
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Kojima island girl chest girl chest | piranha piranha
| Kojima Kojima a man and a woman | piranha piranha
| Kojima Kojima passers-bit-part player | piranha piranha
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↓ Swim past
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buddies, I saw Piranha premiered in New Zealand today. , I have seen the trailer before, and I said how Piranha this kind of creature should be taken bloody, anyway, the name of the blood-spattering saint Alexander Aja is on the head. Looking up at the French lunatic’s name, everything from the schizophrenic Les girl to the little daughter who was tossed and turned in the eyes of Geshan is vividly remembered. Finally, I wondered how this grandson could make the fish cannibals. The picture was worthy of me. The fare of 20 dollars went into the theater.
Teacher AA prefers to remake, which is basically a thankless job in the horror movie industry. This time Piranha turned the great white shark over a piece of it very blatantly (in fact, you can understand the sinister intention of the remake of the same name in 78 years and the remake of the great white shark in secret...), whether it is from the fighting power, the shape or the opposite film The killing of the characters (seeing the half-length of the lunatic director, do you think of the memory of the horse in childhood) makes people wonder if the director uses two monitors, one is the situation on the set and the other is simultaneously showing the great white shark. My buddies and I sighed that this mud horse is not a small great white shark criminal group while staring at the big breasts on the screen. Forty minutes passed without knowing it. If it weren’t for the blonde girl in the red bikini, it’s really to me. Appetite and a lot of jokes. I guess I can get drowsy...
Then the rhythm suddenly accelerated. After the yacht of the male number one Jack, the director and the big girl rescued the male number one siblings who survived on the deserted island, the beach and the yachting scene simultaneously began the massacre. At this moment, Aja finally began to let go of blood, cut in half, split the wire in half, gnawed two legs with only bones, skinned the propeller, shattered the head, and there was a black fat brother like chainsaw war. The scene that the piranha crowd loves to hear, suddenly the whole beach is red across the country, and the film's rhythm suddenly accelerates from the small freshness in the first half to Death Metal. What was pretended in Aja's mind can be seen here. In addition to the common method of death by being bitten to death, there are endless methods of death with close-ups, and death is very entertaining. Especially NB is that the masses here are not nervous at all about the dead but are looking forward to it, similar to the feeling that "I only look forward to this film can I die" when watching the god of death come.
Stop and stop.
It seems that you have forgotten something. Didn't you realize that these actors are slightly familiar. Well, this film is even more horrible and full of fun. Two people from the Back to the Future series are here-Christopher Lloyd, as the little fish farmer; Elisabeth Shue, as the MILF (please Google if you don’t know the meaning of this word, please Google) ; The most disgusting thing is, hungry, Matt Hooper... you know what I’m talking about, "Haha! They're all gonna die!!!!"
The only thing I’m upset about this film is the male one. The female companion of NMLGB is really ugly. Half of the movie theater can't help sighing, saying why Ya is still alive, not to mention being a negative combat force, but also blinded two blonde and big breasted girls.
To sort out the highlights of this film:
1. It must be an underwater Les drama
2. When the idiot man ran away, the propeller entangled a woman's hair, and the scene after forcibly driving the propeller
3. Two girls , you know
4. Various ways of death
5. . The ending, I don’t know what to do at this point, it’s too entertaining
So don’t look at the list of writers and actors in this film. This is just part of Alexander Aja’s bad taste, including the audience, all of which are part of the bad taste of Plasma Sage Aja, especially the little JJ floating in the water, you Didn't you find it? Aja made him float towards you constantly, swallowed by the fish under the 3D special effects, and let the fish face you with a full hiccup, spit out the incomplete little thing. In this film, Aja is actually telling you an easy-to-understand truth in the shortness of life through the story of the big-breasted girl who didn't seize the opportunity to have sex through the male one:
Be careful of getting caught up in the day.
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