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Tallahassee: Oh, I am this close to losing every last bit of my shit.
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Tallahassee: We are cursed! We... are... cursed! We're cursed! It's like we picked up Bobby Brady's ass-reaming Tiki and it's just tipping us over, and just ramming us in the...
[to Little Rock]
Tallahassee: Please don't ask me who Bobby Brady is, or I'll lose my shit more than I lost it a second ago, okay?
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Tallahassee: There's nothing more romantic then an old couple dying within minutes of one another.
Columbus: Yeah, that's because you smashed their heads in with a fireplace poker.
Little Rock: This is really, really fucked up.
Tallahassee: Hey-ho! Language. But you're right. It is.
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