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Jamie: Do you wanna come up?
Ken: No. It's not you - you're beautiful. It's late. I'm also making the assumption that the ladies at work have warned you against me. They probably say that I'm a bit of a... I got a history with the women, and I think that it'd be better for us both if you got to know me better. You know, the real me. You know, how old are you? Twenty-four? Twenty-five?
Jamie: I'm twenty-three.
Ken: Bloody hell. I mean, I'm thirty-one-years-old. You know what that means? It means I can't be running around fucking all these girls. I mean, half the time I don't even speak to them ever again. That's rude is what it is. It's immature. It's embarrassing, it's fucking embarrassing. There comes a point when you want all of this to be about more than just getting off. Do you know what I mean? So I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go, and, uh, I'm gonna ask you if I can call you later in the week. I'll tell you what I'm gonna do for you. I'm gonna walk you up to your door.
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Matt: I'm closer to you than you are to me.
Kris: How the fuck does that work?
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Eric: That top is specifically designed to guide guys like me back to your place.
Mia: I'm sorry. Guys like you, what does that mean?
Eric: Gentlemen who enjoy boobs.
Mia: You're wrong there. This top is actually *specifically* designed to make guys you wish that you could come home with me.
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Andrew: Nobody does it every night.
Abby: Malcolm and Beatrice do.
Andrew: Yeah, but they're chiropractors so you can't believe a word they say.
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