You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger Quotes

  • Helena Shebritch: Another life. I just have to shed the old one and try again.

  • Sally: Actress, my foot! The only acting she's ever done is faking an orgasm.

  • Jane: Sally, don't get a crush on your boss. That way is total madness.

  • Sally: What happened to Jonathan?

    Helena Shebritch: I've been all over it with Crystal. He left me for another woman.

    Sally: No!

    Helena Shebritch: A deceased one. They're always the stiffest competition... No pun intended.

  • Sally: [to Greg after finding out he's having an affair with her friend and protege] Maybe I... should have told you things weren't going so well with my husband and was... RIPE for an affair. Maybe,

    [She ruefully sighs]

    Sally: who knows, maybe we could have had an affair before you met Iris.

  • Sally: [to Roy bitterly after meeting Charmaine] That cheap tart is what he left my mother for? Actress, my foot! The only acting she's ever done is faking an orgasm.

  • Sally: Sometimes the illusions work better than the medicine.