Yogi Bear Quotes

Rachel: I heard that you have an unusual brown bear.

Ranger Smith: Brown bear?

Rachel: One that talks, those are so rare.

Ranger Smith: None that I can think of.

Rachel: I think he's... trying to steal your lunchbox.

Yogi Bear: What the heck was that?

Boo Boo: I have problems with potato salad.

Yogi Bear: Boo Boo, you've tried to stop my brilliant ideas with common sense a thousand times. Has it ever worked?

Boo Boo: No.

Yogi Bear: Then... let's go-go-go!

Yogi Bear: Just sit back and let Mother Nature carry us toward her own.

Boo Boo: I think Mother Nature is kind of cranky today.

[as Yogi and Boo-Boo fall from the sky in their plane]

Yogi Bear: Hang on Boo Boo!

Boo Boo: What do we do now?

Yogi Bear: Did you check the safety manual?

Boo Boo: It's just a picture of us screaming!

[Both scream and flail their arms]

Yogi Bear: We have to deject, Boo-Boo!

Boo Boo: Don't you mean "EJECT"?

Yogi Bear: Eject is up, deject is

[Both fall]

Yogi Bear: doooooooown!

Yogi Bear: Kick it, Boo-Boo!

Boo Boo: Kicking it!

[turns on the radio to Baby Got Back]

Ranger Smith: We got a bear disturbance!

Ranger Jones: All units, lock the park! I repeat, lock down the park!

Ranger Smith: You know I'm the only other ranger here, right?

Ranger Smith: Bears are supposed to avoid people, not run around stealing their food!

Yogi Bear: I agree, sir. That's why Boo-Boo and I would never disturb family pic-a-nics.

Ranger Smith: [to Rachel] Is he still filming?

Rachel: I needed more footage, so I told him to keep it rolling.

Ranger Smith: Then I can plug that into the video camera right up there. I just need a way to distract the guards.

Yogi Bear: I think we can take care of that.

Yogi Bear: They have donuts. DONUTS!

[Yogi has a fantasy of a giant donut]

Boo Boo: [Interrupting fantasy] Yogi, what're you doing?

Yogi Bear: [Determined] I'm going!

Boo Boo: No, Yogi! We promised the Ranger we would stay away.

Yogi Bear: You're right. I'm losing control, Boo-Boo. I don't know who's steering the ship!

Yogi Bear: I'm so smart it hurts.

Boo Boo: Uh, you're standing on the soldering iron.

Yogi Bear: OR IT'S THAT!

Ranger Smith: What do you want from me, Yogi? I don't have a life left for you to ruin any more.

Yogi Bear: Sir, I know I messed things up, and I'm sorry. I never meant to. You and Boo Boo are the best friends I ever had, and I've never done anything but think of myself. And now Jellystone is just gonna be a big field of stumps.

Ranger Smith: What?

Boo Boo: They've started cutting down the trees.

Ranger Smith: Agricultural interest is logging. Oh, no, not our Jellystone.

Yogi Bear: We have to save it, sir.

Ranger Smith: I don't think we CAN save it, Yogi.

[sits down on the bench]

Ranger Smith: I'm no smarter than you.

[looks to Yogi]

Ranger Smith: I lost Jellystone.

[looks to Boo Boo]

Ranger Smith: I lost Rachel.

[stares ahead]

Ranger Smith: It's... over.

Yogi Bear: Mr. Ranger, I've learned two things from stealing pic-a-nic baskets. One: Light mayonnaise is not nearly as good as regular mayonnaise. And two: You can't fail if you never stop trying. You have to fight for the thing you love, whether it's a park, a girl or a roast beef sandwich! Don't give up now! We're all Jellystone's got!

Ranger Smith: [rises to his feet] You're right, Yogi. Jellystone's too important to give up on. We got to try. Come on.

Yogi Bear: Shotgun.

Boo Boo: Aww.

[Ranger Smith, Ranger Jones, Rachel, Yogi and Boo Boo arrive with the turtle]

Ranger Smith: Well, well. Guess who we found.

Yogi Bear: Starts with T and ends with a... "urtle"?

Ranger Smith: It's all over, Mr. Mayor. Call off the logging deal. The law says this park is now a protected nature preserve.

Mayor Brown: You think I care about what the law says? Or about some endangered "frog-mouthed turtle"? Or some stupid park for families to have a picnic in? I care about power, you pinheads!

[Boo Boo gasps]

Mayor Brown: And I'm gonna get it. Nobody knows this turtle exists, and nobody ever will.

[Rachel shows Ranger Smith, Yogi and Boo Boo a documentary video on her laptop]

Rachel: I was reviewing the documentary footage from Boo Boo's camera and I saw this.

Yogi Bear: Oh, my! I see it.

[spins around]

Yogi Bear: I have a bald spot back there!

Rachel: I'm not talking about you, Yogi. I'm talking about this.

[pauses the video and zooms in on Boo Boo's turtle]

Boo Boo: Yeah, it's my pet turtle. He hangs out at the cave all the time.

Yogi Bear: True. Did you know they don't come out of that shell? I tried one time just to see what one would look like without it, but, nope, they're sewn in.

Rachel: This is no regular turtle. See the bulging, frog-like eyes and the really wide mouth?

Ranger Smith: A frog-mouthed turtle?

Rachel: Yep. Rafetus swinhoei.

[Yogi and Boo Boo look to each other and shrug their shoulders]

Ranger Smith: But those are extinct.

Rachel: For a hundred years, but apparently, one still exists. And he lives in there, but they won't let me through the gates to go find him.

Ranger Smith: But if Jellystone has an endangered species living in it, then...

Rachel: It has to be protected as a park. That's the law.

Ranger Smith: That turtle can save this park.

Yogi Bear: Now I feel kinda bad about using him as a foot stool.

Boo Boo: Huh?

Ranger Smith: Hey! You need to let us in this park! That turtle needs our protection!

Chief of Staff: Don't worry about the turtle. We're handling it. We'll make sure he's put in a nice zoo.

Rachel: No! A turtle that's endangered can't be removed from its natural habitat! It's against federal law!

Chief of Staff: It is? Wow! I've never heard of that law in Chapter Four, Subsection Six of the Wildlife Protection Mandate.

Yogi Bear: Don't worry, Mr. Ranger, sir. That turtle is safe. These people have no idea where my cave is.

Chief of Staff: [into his walkie-talkie] The turtle's in the talking bear's cave.

Ranger Jones: [over walkie-talkie] Copy that.

Yogi Bear: Wow. That backfired.

Ranger Smith: OK. You know what? Fine. You win.

[Ranger Smith turns around to walk away; Rachel glares at the Chief of Staff who waves to her with an evil smile]

Rachel: [whispering] What are you doing?

Ranger Smith: I have a plan.

[unlocks a gate]

Ranger Smith: One of the advantages...

[throws a big branch aside]

Ranger Smith: ... of having lived here since I was a kid is...

[opens the gate]

Ranger Smith: ... I know this park like the back of my hand. Let's go!

[Ranger Smith climbs into Rachel's truck; Yogi and Boo Boo sit in the back]

Rachel: [turns to Yogi and Boo Boo] Hold on, boys!

Yogi Bear: All right!

[Rachel drives through the gate and into the park]

Chief of Staff: Great job, Jones! I'll go ahead and get this guy to the city zoo.

Ranger Jones: The city zoo?

Chief of Staff: Yep. They got a nice spot all ready for him in the reptile house.

Ranger Jones: The city zoo doesn't have a reptile house.

Chief of Staff: They're building one.

Ranger Jones: Oh. Who is?

Chief of Staff: Builders.

Ranger Jones: Are-are you sure you're trying to protect the turtle?

Chief of Staff: Yeah, we LOVE turtles.

Ranger Jones: Then you won't mind if I hold onto him until I notify the Wildlife Federation, right?

Chief of Staff: All right.

[chuckles]

Chief of Staff: You're gonna find this out in a few hours anyway, so I might as well tell you. We gotta lose this turtle so we can sell the logging rights to the park.

Ranger Jones: Logging? The whole park?

Chief of Staff: Yeah, but who cares? It's still a park, just without trees. And they'll grow back.

Ranger Jones: Yeah, in, like, 200 years!

Chief of Staff: It doesn't matter. Your career is what matters.