Would You Rather Quotes

  • [repeated line]

    Shepard Lambrick: Would you rather...

  • [first lines]

    Shift Manager: You're available to start right away?

    Iris: Yes.

    Shift Manager: I'm not really seeing a lot of restaurant experience on the, uh, resume.

    Iris: I've always had, um, summer jobs, but... yeah, mostly retail.

    Shift Manager: So, did you drop out of school, or... Why'd you come all the way back here?

    Iris: Oh, no, um... Well, this is my home, and there was an accident, so I have to take care of my brother.

    Shift Manager: Well, I'll tell you what I can do, um... I'll talk to the owner. Uh, I know they were looking for, uh, wait staff with experience, but... Obviously you're smart, so maybe they'll, um, work with you, so...

    Iris: Sure, that'd be, great.

    Shift Manager: Maybe you could do, um, host, if nothing else.

  • Shepard Lambrick: It's just like life, isn't it? There's no do-overs.

  • Peter: Can we not take her to a hospital or something here? This isn't good.

    Shepard Lambrick: People, we're playing a game.

  • Shepard Lambrick: When all of you were deciding whether or not to accept our invitation to play the game, you were, in essence, making a choice between the known and the unknown. You could continue to deal with your problems, the known, or possibly solve your problems in the unknown, our game.

  • Peter: What the hell is this?

    Shepard Lambrick: You have to light it, Peter. It's what the envelope says.

    Peter: But it's not a firecracker. That's a quarter stick.

    Shepard Lambrick: You know, you're right. Maybe you ought to move away from the table. You're gonna make an awful mess.

  • [last lines]

    Iris: Raleigh. Oh, my god. Oh, my god, oh, my god... What did you do? What did you do? Oh, my god. What did you do?