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Jade: We get famous people in here all the time. Do you know who was in here last week?
Rebecca: Who?
Jade: Future.
Rebecca: Wait. Did I just miss a bunch of words?
Val: Future? Is the Past coming next week?
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Val: Is a flower in the hair too much for solo dining? I need to get out and take my new knees for a spin.
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Tammy: The wifi here is very slow, so you're just going to have to talk to each other... while drinking a ton of wine! What could possibly go wrong? Just remember guys, whatever gets said, is probably what the person has always felt, and the alcohol just let it out.
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Naomi: Do ya know what? I wish Prince's ghost would come back and serenade me for like two whole hours and then make sweet, sweet love to me.
Jenny: Yeah. no shit. Fuckin' glided into that elevator in Paisley Park and that fuckin' door closed...
Naomi: ...and then poof. Where's my baby? Where's my Prince?
Jenny: Beautiful ass, Prince.
Naomi: I love my husband and shit, but like that's the love of my life.
Jenny: He had eyes like a beautiful newborn fawn. What was his pain?
Naomi: His hips.
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Rebecca: What matters is how you feel inside. So, with all that in mind, what would you say your soul's age is?
Val: I'd say, like 12. I mean, maybe a little older, probably old enough to drink... and bone. Maybe 18. 18 and a half. Almost out of the house. Don't have my own car yet... but I have a bike.
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Jenny: Mmmmm... Ahh! This one's good. What's it called again?
Abby: White wine.
Jenny: I frickin' love it.
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