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Jackie Flaherty: I wanna go to Ohio and beat the crap out of his mom.
Mike Flaherty: Okay, come on.
Jackie Flaherty: No, I do. I want to beat the crap out of her and her stupid boyfriend.
Mike Flaherty: Okay.
Jackie Flaherty: I'm serious.
Mike Flaherty: I know you are. I just... I don't think that beating the crap out of everybody is the best solution, that's all.
Jackie Flaherty: It feels like it.
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Stemler: Yo, what up, Pancake?
Rew: Shut the hell up, Chewbacca!
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Abby: Where's Daddy?
Jackie Flaherty: He's running.
Abby: From what?
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Leo Poplar: Don't take any shit from any of those guys.
Kyle: I won't.
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[Jackie locks Kyle in the basement]
Mike Flaherty: What're you doin'?
Jackie Flaherty: We have kids, Mike. I'm not taking any chances with Eminem down there.
Mike Flaherty: There's not even a bathroom down there, Jack.
[Jackie reluctantly unlocks the door]
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Jackie Flaherty: Does she even know you're here?
Kyle: My mom? She doesn't care about me.
Jackie Flaherty: How do you know? She's probably worried sick and doesn't know how to reach you.
Kyle: [holding up his cell phone] She could've called, right?
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Kyle: If he's Darth Vador, you're the Secret Apprentice.
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Jackie Flaherty: You're gonna talk to her, right?
Mike Flaherty: Yes, I intend to, if you don't punch her out first.
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Mike Flaherty: [to the wrestling team] Now, did you all see what Kyle did the other day? He exploded up, right? Kyle, show the guys what you did.
Kyle: It's kind of my own thing.
Mike Flaherty: Well, can you share it with us?
Kyle: But it's not even a move or anything.
Mike Flaherty: It's okay.
Kyle: All right. Well, I just tell myself that the guy on top's tryin' to take my head and shove it under water and kill me, and if I don't wanna die on bottom, I have to do whatever the fuck it takes to get out.
Stephen Vigman: [breaking a stunned silence] Okay. So the move is "Whatever the fuck it takes." Let's go. Let's work on it.
Terry Delfino: [chiming in forcefully as if knowledgeable] WHATEVER THE FUCK IT TAKES! LET'S GO, GENTLEMEN. UP!
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Kyle: If I wanna smoke, should I go outside?
Jackie Flaherty: You shouldn't be smoking.
Kyle: I know. But if I do.
Jackie Flaherty: Then you should go outside.
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Giles 2022-04-20 09:02:00
I really want to give it the award for the best healing blockbuster in the second half of the year. Although the acting skills of the little male protagonist are not very good, how can you not be moved by a film where the weak meet the weak, but learn to be strong from cowardice.
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Name 2021-12-26 08:01:16
I would like to be like this
