Wild Target Quotes

  • Victor Maynard: [after rescuing Rose who has been shoplifting] That was unbelievably irresponsible! Staggeringly immature!

    Tony: Staggeringly... staggering!

    Rose: Fig roll anyone?

    [munching]

    Tony: Tsk... tsk... tsk...

    [ponders]

    Tony: I'll have one.

    Rose: Get lost.

    Tony: Not fair! Mr Maynard!

  • Victor Maynard: My name is Victor Maynard, and i am 54 years old and I work as a professional killer.

  • Parrot: I love you, Mr Maynard!

    Victor Maynard: What the fuck?

  • Tony: [after catching a knife mid-air, in awe to Rose and Victor] Did you see that?

    Rose: See what?

    Tony: [Disappointed] Shit...

  • [repeated line]

    Rose: What do you weigh?

  • Mike: Give me the gun.

    Tony: I'm serious! You know I'm a terrible shot. I could easily aim at your head and blow your balls off.

  • Rose: It's like everywhere you go, there's that smell.

    Victor Maynard: What smell?

    Rose: Cleanliness. Bleach. It's like being in a hospital. It's so safe, it's dangerous. I can't breathe here. I mean it, I'm frightened. I'm frightened if I stay here much longer, I'll end up like you. Afraid of everything.

  • Fabian: My name is Fabian, and I would like you to recommend to me someone who could paint something like this.

    [uncovers painting]

    Fabian: Who did this?

    Artist: [surprised] Rembrandt.

    Fabian: Who?

    Artist: Rembrandt.

    Fabian: Give me his address. Now.

    Artist: He's dead.

    Fabian: Dead? When?

    Artist: 300 years ago.

  • Victor Maynard: Tony, come and see what happens if you don't clean your gun.

  • [last lines]

    Tony: Has anyone seen the cat?

  • Rose: It's funny because yesterday I couldn't wait to get away and now I never want to leave.

    Tony: What happened in between?

    Rose: Just enough.

  • [Victor shoots and kills Barney]

    Rose: [screams]

    Victor Maynard: Get in the car.

    Rose: You killed him!

    Victor Maynard: I had to, he was going to kill you.

    Rose: Oh, okay. Get in the car!

  • [Ferguson is in traction]

    Hector Dixon: How is your assistant?

    [He indicates Mike, who is lying in a coma next to Ferguson]

    Ferguson: They want to turn him off.

    Hector Dixon: Hmm... perhaps that would be for the best.

    Ferguson: No, he's been paid through the end of the month. And anyway, he's company.

  • Hector Dixon: Where is he?

    [Rose says nothing]

    Hector Dixon: Tell me...

    [indicates Fabian]

    Hector Dixon: Or I'll cut his finger off, and make you swallow it. Then I'll leave you alone with him.

  • Ferguson: [wakes up in the hospital, still in traction] Morning!

    [No response from Mike, who is still in his coma]

    Ferguson: Dear God, Mike... you were dull before.

  • [hearing a disturbance, Victor emerges from his bedroom, gun in hand]

    Rose: This hideous old bat in a wheelchair just tried to kill me! She had a knife this big, I swear!

    Tony: It was horrible!

    Rose: It's true!

    [embarrassed, Victor goes to the door of Rose's bedroom]

    Victor Maynard: Mother... Mother, are you there? It's me. Mother?

    [hearing nothing, he kneels down to look through the keyhole]

    Victor Maynard: [to Rose and Tony] I've got everything under control...

    [a shotgun blasts a hole in the door over Victor's head. Rose screams]

    Victor Maynard: She means well. Mother, can we talk about this?

    Louisa Maynard: I'm *very* disappointed in you, Victor!

  • [Victor, Rose and Tony are being held at gunpoint by Dixon and Fabian]

    Victor Maynard: Did they torture you?

    Rose: No, I gave them your address straight away.

    Victor Maynard: Good girl.

    [She beams]

Extended Reading
  • Jesus 2022-04-23 07:03:34

    British humor, do not have a taste.

  • Jeffery 2022-03-26 09:01:10

    Ahaha, easy and cute *^o^*