Why Him? Quotes

  • [repeated line]

    Ned Fleming: Why *him*?

  • Laird Mayhew: Motherfucking *Flemings* are in the house! YES!

    Ned Fleming: Oh, my God.

  • Ned Fleming: I mean, what in God's name is a double dicker?

  • Ned Fleming: There's bukkake floating all around me!

    Barb Fleming: What's bukkake?

    Ned Fleming: Oh, Laird told me; it means when you're overwhelmed and you've got too much going on.

    Barb Fleming: Oh, my gosh, I'm like drowing in bukkake at this point.

  • Laird Mayhew: I don't know how to talk to the guy. It's like we speak two different languages or something.

    Gustav: You do.

    Laird Mayhew: Yeah.

    Gustav: He speaks English, and you speak English with resounding amounts of "fuck."

  • Laird Mayhew: [During a Facetime chat] It's been like three fucking days. My balls are so blue right now, like dark blue, uh-oh. Like almost black. No, I'm fucking serious! Here, check it out!

  • Laird Mayhew: So glad to meet you. Family, baby, fuck yeah!

  • Ned Fleming: Pardon my French, but fuck that noise!

  • Ned Fleming: Well, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

    Laird Mayhew: Whoa. That is so profound! Did you come up with that?

  • Scotty Fleming: These fucking moose balls are in my mouth.

    Laird Mayhew: Oh shit, he's teabagging you, bro!

Extended Reading
  • Glen 2022-03-21 09:02:08

    Approach is mainly to see the father. (Apple, your sense of existence is really brushed enough!)

  • Americo 2022-04-22 07:01:32

    Three and a half stars, feng shui in the new era takes turns, and today it is the father-in-law's turn to meet his son-in-law. The plot is a bit vulgar, and there are some unpopular lower body jokes, but it can make people laugh, all-knowing and all-powerful housekeeper, high-end siri and paperless manufacturing The laughing points are quite interesting. Although Fu Lanlan's style is a little more vulgar, he still feels charming when he smiles. The conceptual and emotional collision with the upright traditional father also makes the film more watchable.