What We Did on Our Holiday Quotes, Classic Movie Lines

Gordy McLeod: The truth is, every human being on this planet is ridiculous in their own way. So we shouldn't judge, we shouldn't fight, because in the end... in the end, none of it matters. None of the stuff.
Jess: I like being sick. It's like being a fountain.
Mickey McLeod: She ate Granddads Swiss roll!

Jess: I didn't mean to. It was an accident!
Jess: Then the policemen comes.

Abi: That was just a misunderstanding, sweetheart.

Doug: Sometimes when grown-ups discuss things very loudly, people will get the wrong ideas

Mickey McLeod: He let me play with his taser.

Doug: Well, he didn't let ya

Mickey McLeod: He didn't say I couldn't.

Jess: Does electricity feel nice, daddy?

Doug: No, not nice.
Gordy McLeod: Oh I'm grand... apart from the sand up my ass

[last lines]

Gordy McLeod: [sees his dead brother standing over him] Frazer/Brent/Kenneth what are you doing here?

[sadly realizing]

Gordy McLeod: ohh... i get it!
Abi: For your information, Leon is my new boss. The man I'm screwing is called Wallace.

Doug: Wallace? Do the kids know?

Abi: I'll tell 'em when it's time.

Doug: Does he have a dog called Gromit?
Gordy McLeod: I used to tickle him and he'd go, "No, no, no!" Then when I was finished, he'd go, "More, more, more, more!" Which sums up exactly how I feel about living.

What We Did on Our Holiday Quotes