Wedding Daze Quotes

  • Jane: Harsh... Harsh... Harsh

  • Matador: I've killed this fellow! I've killed this fellow with my car! Not again.

  • Matador: I like your Jew hat.

  • Smitty: I'm crying like an jailhouse bitch.

  • Katie: Anderson, when you asked me to marry you, you probably picked the only girl in the whole world that would say yes. I don't think that's a coincidence. Do you?

    Anderson: I don't know.

    Katie: Do you believe in fate?

    Anderson: No.

    Katie: Neither do I. You see, this was meant to be. Will you marry me?

  • Lyle: Son, I want you to have this. I want you to have my cock ring.

  • [last lines]

    Smitty: [hugs Anderson] Take care of my little girl

    [coldly grabs him]

    Smitty: Because If You Don't... They'll *Never* Find You!