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Jane: Harsh... Harsh... Harsh
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Matador: I've killed this fellow! I've killed this fellow with my car! Not again.
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Matador: I like your Jew hat.
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Smitty: I'm crying like an jailhouse bitch.
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Katie: Anderson, when you asked me to marry you, you probably picked the only girl in the whole world that would say yes. I don't think that's a coincidence. Do you?
Anderson: I don't know.
Katie: Do you believe in fate?
Anderson: No.
Katie: Neither do I. You see, this was meant to be. Will you marry me?
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Lyle: Son, I want you to have this. I want you to have my cock ring.
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[last lines]
Smitty: [hugs Anderson] Take care of my little girl
[coldly grabs him]
Smitty: Because If You Don't... They'll *Never* Find You!
Wedding Daze Quotes
Extended Reading