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Shop Salesman: When will all this finally end?
Colonel: Never. To begin with, what are you talking about?
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Shop Salesman: Let's go home!
Colonel: Your home is in jail!
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Shop Salesman: Detochkin went against our holiest of holies, the Constitution. The Constitution guarantees citizens the right to private property. To a car. To a home. To a dacha. To money. Money, comrades, nobody outlawed money yet!
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Yury Detochkin: And you believe in God?
Priest: Everybody believes. Some believe that there is a God. Some believe that He doesn't exist.
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Shop Salesman: If you'll marry, marry an orphan.
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Maxim Podberezovikov: Detochkin is, of course, guilty. But he isn't guilty.
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Maxim Podberezovikov: Who is the witness?
Passer-by Granny: I am, what happened?
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Senior Insurer: ...and a very good worker!
[speaking about Detochkin]
Senior Insurer: And if you don't know, then be quiet
[speaking to a man who didn't say a word]
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Yury Detochkin: Dear Judges, maybe I acted wrong, but I was doing what my heart told me to, I just could not stand it, people steal, they steal a lot... I tried to help you, comrades judges... and that's why it all happened like it did... Let me go, please, it will never happen again, I swear, it will not...
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Sokol-Kruzhkin: You live only because you've got the power of attorney! Your car is registered to your wife's name, your summer house is in my name! You've got nothing yours! You're a rag-tag!
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Sokol-Kruzhkin: [to his daughter, who is crying at the trial of her husband for profiteering] Don't cry. You'll find yourself another. An honest one!
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Narrator: Yes, dear viewer, Detochkin never took the money. While he is a thief, he is a selfless and honest person.
Watch Out for the Automobile Quotes
